It... shattered

The quote that you say after whipping a school chromebook with the charger and the shards go everywhere.

"Come on! Do it!"
"Ok..."
*SMASH*
"It... shattered"

by plungebot April 18, 2025

Knee Shatter

A joke that is subjectivly viewed as horribly unfunny.

"Never share that joke again, it was a real knee Shatter."

by BudgeFilm February 21, 2020

solo shatter

something sexual, like everything coined in Asylum 669

Merek: "Im fine, thanks:)"
Eliza: "Glad to hear that, I'd still solo shatter you tbh"

by urbandictionary61561 May 11, 2021

boal shattered

dumbass nigga jackson dropped a boal during among us

person 1: brb, boal shattered
person 2: really nigga

by chink monkey November 3, 2020

snap shatter

One who consistently shares their time on the porcelain throne with all of their friends Via SnapChat.

My friends list on snapchat is full of Snap Shatters. All I ever see is turds.

by TheGirlBird March 11, 2014

Shatter

To absolutely kill a girl in sex with an abnormally large penis.

It turned out my boyfriend has an strangely big dick so he shattered me.

by Pig Bacon_Pkachu_1_yass December 6, 2019

Shattered

When a relationship can no longer be fixed.

1. Our relationship is no longer just broken, its shattered.

2. When something is broken it can be fixed or put back together. When its shattered, there is no putting it back together.

by Lindsay Mc June 24, 2019