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speaking shakespeare

When you read/see a Shakespeare play (or any other old literature) and start to talk like the characters (i.e. vocabulary, mannerisms, rhythm, rhyme, iambic pentameter, etc.) on a regular basis.
Guy 1: She doth teach the torches to burn bright!
Guy 2: Dude... what!?
Guy 1: I said that chicks hot, man!
Guy 2: Oh, what was all that you were saying?
Guy 1: Sorry, dude. I've been speaking Shakespeare ever since we read Romeo and Juliet in class last week.
by JudeMer April 28, 2009
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She's got a balcony you could do Shakespeare from

She has large boobs, titties, a large rack. Big enough to perform Shakespeare from
Have you seen Jess, She's got a balcony you could do Shakespeare from.
by Noncebooiiiii October 6, 2023
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shakespeare

a complete waste of quality time in school which could be further used for my sleep. English teachers like it too much, students don't like it at all.
person 1: this term we are studying Shakespeare

person 2: sucks to suck.
by rtyuytrtghjhgfvgh May 15, 2023
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Shakespeare

A retarded (twat) who absolutely no one likes. Students are forced to learn about even though every fact about him is totally useless. No one gives a shit about what he did.
Teacher: Today we are going to talk about Shakespeare.

The whole class: *Loads gun
by Twat 123 November 21, 2019
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shakespeare tech

using an old fashioned way of writing books and plays. with no computers involved.
tech is a short version of the word technology meaning electrical everyday items.
guy 1: man, i got a history assignment and my computers broke. I got to write it by pen

guy 2: uggh i hate using shakespeare tech!
by ComicGal April 27, 2010
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Shakespeare

Can you read Shakespeare? Cause I don't know what the fuck I'm reading.
by Jimin_NoJams March 7, 2019
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Shakespeare

The worst thing an English teacher can teach. Can't understand a word he says. It makes no sense and is 1800's core. Do not recommend. I hate Shakespeare.
OMG! Did you read a Shakespeare poem? It's horrible right!
by Shakespeare hater January 24, 2022
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