When you read/see a Shakespeare play (or any other old literature) and start to talk like the characters (i.e. vocabulary, mannerisms, rhythm, rhyme, iambic pentameter, etc.) on a regular basis.
Guy 1: She doth teach the torches to burn bright!
Guy 2: Dude... what!?
Guy 1: I said that chicks hot, man!
Guy 2: Oh, what was all that you were saying?
Guy 1: Sorry, dude. I've been speaking Shakespeare ever since we read Romeo and Juliet in class last week.
Guy 2: Dude... what!?
Guy 1: I said that chicks hot, man!
Guy 2: Oh, what was all that you were saying?
Guy 1: Sorry, dude. I've been speaking Shakespeare ever since we read Romeo and Juliet in class last week.
by JudeMer April 28, 2009

by Noncebooiiiii October 6, 2023

a complete waste of quality time in school which could be further used for my sleep. English teachers like it too much, students don't like it at all.
by rtyuytrtghjhgfvgh May 15, 2023

A retarded (twat) who absolutely no one likes. Students are forced to learn about even though every fact about him is totally useless. No one gives a shit about what he did.
by Twat 123 November 21, 2019

using an old fashioned way of writing books and plays. with no computers involved.
tech is a short version of the word technology meaning electrical everyday items.
tech is a short version of the word technology meaning electrical everyday items.
guy 1: man, i got a history assignment and my computers broke. I got to write it by pen
guy 2: uggh i hate using shakespeare tech!
guy 2: uggh i hate using shakespeare tech!
by ComicGal April 27, 2010

by Jimin_NoJams March 7, 2019

The worst thing an English teacher can teach. Can't understand a word he says. It makes no sense and is 1800's core. Do not recommend. I hate Shakespeare.
by Shakespeare hater January 24, 2022
