Sepan

When someone is a little too attached to their friends, and calls them 3 times a day, and doesn't stop talking on the phone when you do pick up.

"Is that kid your friend?"
"No, he's a Sepan."

by SocialDictionary.com July 31, 2007

sexpanda

Vanessa's sick fantasies.

"Oh you're such a beastly sexpanda, Sanjay's Mom!"

by Yao August 14, 2003

spandodific

means what ever you want it to mean,
more like a free bee word.

gosh, you are soo spandodific!!

by John Soto September 26, 2008

spandex-tard

Cyclists who wear spandex and use traffic lanes instead of the readily available and perfectly paved bike trails in every major city.

Bob: hey man, pass this douche

Lenny: I don't want to pass this cyclist because he's hogging the lane. Therefore, I will slow to a crawl, and the the traffic behind us will blame the spandex-tard. Lulz.

by Jacob K Reist January 11, 2009

spandiculous

the coolest thing you have ever seen

"Dude CJ's moms vagina is so spandiculous"

by justin frost September 7, 2006

Spandan

A super sexy and talented man! His walking is like that of an old man and his voice is draggy but his xxs (pp) makes up for it. He has no friends but his mommy loves him a lot so that's good

Example: Spandan is such a mama's boy

by Lmaolmaook April 13, 2021

spandizzle monizzle

spanked monkey

you got a face like a spandizzle monizzle

by Omar Pookhan September 26, 2003