Seasoning

The act of pulling loose pubes from your genital/taint area and sprinkling them ever so gently on a sleeping parties face as if sprinkling garnish on a completed dish.

Kati wouldn't stop rolling around in bed, so the next night i gave her a seasoning of epic porportions.

by NasteaN8 March 10, 2010

sanson

To be or the act of being a very rich. Sansons tend to buy very random things with their money such as livestock (ie. goats, sheep, pigs) to live in their suburban houses. Most drive expensive cars or large American trucks.

Wanna go to the Sanson house?

Naw, their goats scare me.

by animo21 December 11, 2007

Senior Shitizen

The action of taking a steaming shit on an elderly persons upper body.

Grandma was the victim of a senior shitizen last night, and her assailant wiped with her half finished NY times crossword puzzle.

by Miriam Miuira October 25, 2009

Mallomar season

1. What seems like a week out of the year in which stores actually sell Mallomars.
2. When Mallomars are ripe for pickin'

Jane: "Tanner do you want to come over and bang?"
Tanner: " No way it's MALLOMAR SEASON!!"

by ilovemallomars November 29, 2010

cuff season

Normally in the fall or winter. a time when people find a boyfriend/girlfriend either before the Christmas, or before valentines day

Guy: "its cuff season! I need a girlfriend!"
Friend: "Go out with your. Neighbor."
Guy: "Yes, she's perfect!"

by Life of Ferlonzo December 27, 2016

Booty season

That time of year usually around summer when women may naturally wear shorts due to the weather. This leads to the public being able to see a woman’s booty more easily.

Dylan:I can’t wait for next summer. It should be great
Chad: Yeah it’s gonna be a huge booty season

by UncleanlyYeti16 April 26, 2020

covid season

COVID Season defines a period of time when COVID is running rampant and old rules no longer apply.

Girl they can’t evict you, it’s COVID Season!

by QBeeSteph85 December 20, 2020