Sneezarheas

When you try to hold a sneeze in when you have diarrhea and all the force makes you crap your pants.

One day I was sitting at a stop light and all of a sudden I felt like I was going to shit myself. Almost simultaneously I felt I had to sneeze. Like an idiot, I pinched my nose and held my sneeze causing me to shit myself so hard that it shot up my back almost to my neck. Worst case of the sneezarheas that I've ever had!

by All you can eat fish as the Y! January 16, 2010

Sneeze Nasty

Adverb: the act of sneezing while simultaneously shitting your pants, brings shart-ing to the next level

Michelle:I have the beer shits and a cold what a shitty day

Chelsey: Oh no, you better be careful or you might just sneeze nasty

by MickChe April 7, 2011

sedez

Spanish for "Go fuck yourself"

Joe: Damn Daniel
Everyone: SEDEZ

by Go fuck yourself😎 May 21, 2016

Senescence

A state of beauty, peace and health.

Enjoy the slow, sweet descent into senescence, you old fuck

by Eli Booboo May 27, 2019

senzone

Senzone is the sexiest man of all time AKA (Extreme Cum Machine). Senzone, has one of the Thiccest asses in history. He is respected among his peers because they all hope to one day become immersed inside of his gluteus maximus. Also forehead

Senzone: Hey I’m Senzone
Guy 1: what the fuck kind of name is that...
Guy 2: damn the genes would’ve been useful on a girl smh

by Lachlan Brown December 13, 2020

Ninja sneeze

when you think you're going to sneeze, but then you don't. it's there one moment, and then it just disappears like a ninja!

Friend 1: *look of concentration*....dang!
Friend 2: what?
Friend 1: ninja sneeze

Friend 2: aw, i hate that
Friend 1: i know right?

by XxCottonCandyStarsxX May 18, 2009

moose sneeze

When you have explosive diarrhea and it blows all over the rim of the bowl and bottom of the toilet seat.

Just like a moose sneeze, the same thing happens out of your ass.

by Hullbastard February 5, 2014