semira and simona

Semira and simona are two savages who never give a fuck. They are hella cute and can shake their thang.

Summary: Don't fuck with them. :-)

Him: You saw semira and simona?
Her: Yeah, they're over there searching for a fuck to give but they didn't find any...

by SSBL January 3, 2017

Simida

When you see a pengaleng ting in South Korea

*Alex glances across the train carriage and fixates eyes on a questionable pengaleng*

Alex: "Simida"?
Friend 1: "Simidaaaaaaa"
Friend 2: "Si..mi...daaaa"
Friend 1 + 2: "Simidadadadadadaddaa"

by Blodclot69 June 15, 2016

semipansexual

Someone who is pansexual but with attraction to only one gender and pans

I am semipansexual. That pan in your kitchen look so hot.

by namakeingo May 19, 2021

semina

A very annoying creature often suffering from digestive upsets and menstrual pains. It was first discovered in 1993 when a large group of people started to behave very similarly.They all seemed to have a certain weakness for chocolate,which would have numerous side effects on them when provided with it. These include: increased naughtiness and sexual desires towards/for the same sex.Best way to protect yourself from it is to either salivate excessively or fart as both these events will cause the semina to be disgusted or (to be more precise) "turned off". Naming each and everyone of them as semina originated from the fact that during sexual intercourse semen is secreted by the gonads. Semen is an organic fluid also known as seminal fluid, thus explaining the reasoning to the name given to these creatures.

Oh you (nymphomaniac) chocolate lover, could you be more of a semina?

by shkatou December 26, 2009

Basic Seminar

Short for Basic Life Principles Seminar, it's the first installment in a long line of Bill Gothard's teachings. Often accompanied by a Children's Institute.

"Hmm, I'm not so sure about everything that's taught in the Basic Seminar."

by jay February 21, 2005

wyoming seminary

The oldest fake prep school in northeastern Pennsylvania.

"Yeah, I went to Wyoming Seminary."
"Aw, I'm sorry you didn't attend a real prep school."

by Garrett Winthorpe January 15, 2018

seminal

1) Of or relating to semen.
2) A buncha crazy indians.

1) Dude, your mom was seminal in suckin' deeez nuuutz.
2) Man...look at those seminals. What a buncha seminal assholes.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters September 16, 2003