schnidney schteamer

when you hold a girl upside down and vomit a fancy taco bell dinner into her pussy and then she takes a shit vomit combo dump on your chest.

Hey Tim how was last night ?

Tim: oh it was amazing I got a schnidney schteamer with extra guacamole!!!

by badgerbaus March 22, 2017

schtooped

To be fucked, either sexually or by being in a bad situation. Past tense of schtoop.

She got schtooped hardcore by her boyfriend on prom night.

I owe $1200 and I'm broke, I'm totally schtooped!

by Munster June 11, 2006

Schticky

The new scamtastic household object sold by your favourite Scout reenactor; IE : Vince Offer

Basically described as a magic silicon sticky roller that warps off any undesired dirty stuff.

At 0:35 on the official ad, you may see another of those fake video montages that made the popularity of the Shamwow

The sexual innuendos are so obvious that it's not even laughable.

"You gotta love the big Schticky"

"Playing with your Schticky keeps your house clean"

"Problems with that shedding pussy ? Use your Schticky ! "

by Splatpope January 10, 2012

schteve

The lowest order of burbery cap-wearing townie. Probably drives a Nova, almost certainly reads max power magazine, definately owns elizabeth duke jewlery. Can be found in the vicinity of other people called schteve, will usually depart after repeated punching.

"Y'aright Schteve?"

Yeah Schteve, how's it goin' Schteve?"

"Check out the big bore on ma Nova Schteve."

"Ah, nice one Schteve, looks reem Schteve."

Fucking pikeys.

by Monkey Handler November 23, 2004

schtink

a little fuzzy blue pooof ball. or a boyfriend and girlfriends nickname for eachother

iloveyou schtink.

by njgdmt March 13, 2010

schtoops

Can mean anything from 'fucking' or 'to fuck', but is becoming just an exclamatory word(such as, in place of saying 'Wow!' or 'Oh my!'). Also used in place of 'cool' or when there just isn't anything better so say, and you want a conversation to end. Usually pronounced in a very long and drawn out way.

"I don't care who Michael schtoops on his own time."
or
"Hey Lindzko look at this Whopper Jr. I ordered with extra cheese."
"SchtOOOOps!!"
or
"Hey Lindzko I just failed my rocket science final, so now I'm going to kill myself."
"...schtoops..."

by Linkzo April 20, 2006

Schtop That

An exclamatory remark, consisting of a combination of the phrase 'stop that', with an added sound of 'ch'. Used with the same intent as that of 'stop that', to explain to someone to stop doing whatever they may be doing which is usually causing uneccessary conflict.

*Pronunciation: 'Shhh-top'

Chris was irritating me so i said 'schtop that!'

by Charlotteyaaaaa January 27, 2009