scrum-bum

low quality weed. usually larfy buds from the bottom branches of the marijuana plant, pre-mature buds of any kind, or shake/trimmings from higher quality buds. May sometimes be obtained for free or at very low cost.
equivalent words: scrum, scrumble, scrumalum

also used to refer to other crappy, low quality, or otherwise unfavorable conditions.

"This scrum-bum isn't getting me high and it smells like shit and makes my throat burn."

"I cut the scrumalum branches off and throw them in the compost pile early in the season"

"What are you doin'?"... "I'm scrummin' it up with the vapo, this shit's too harsh to smoke."

by the sultan of scrum - November 2, 2007

Scarma

The fate or destiny of a Scooter rider when they become more interested in riding BMX Bikes in favour of their scooters. The idea of Scarma is that the scooter feels neglected and hard done by, subsequently causing the individual to experience a serious stack while riding a BMX in an act of revenge.

Scooter Rooter: "Fuck dude, I don't think I wanna ride my scooter anymore, but yesterday I started riding a BMX and I split my eye open!"
Random Dude: "Wow, that's some bad Scarma you got goin' on there!"

by Kimminy Cricket May 19, 2008

Scrumble

(Noun) A mushy substance found in the drain cover of your sink after you wash the dishes. It is usually brown and found in small round chunks. (plural-Scrumbles)

I washed my dishes and saw all of the wet scrumbles sitting in the drain filter.

by MpegEVIL May 1, 2011

scrumbi

another word for retarded

Taniqua youre such a gweebus scrumbi

that hurts

too bad

by ajisdjnkjdafnva March 6, 2019

Scrumcobbler

1.One who has little friends, and is yet to have been laid.

2.A TAB and/or a Cum Guzzler

1. Tyler is such a Scrumcobbler

2. Wow Steph wont take it in the ass. Shes such a Scrumcobbler.

by General Moses October 27, 2008

scorminology

terminology for a score of something

boise up is the scorminology for boise is up in terms of the score

by arus September 6, 2010

scrumdiddle

A sexual act involving two males. The first male gently cups his testicles with one hand, while using the other to lift the penis so as to have a space between the top of the scrotum and the underside of the the shaft of the penis. The second male then thrusts his hardened penis into this space. The first male releases his penis, creating a more tight space for the second penis to fill. The second male proceeds to fuck this space.

The first male may always opt to squeeze his entire package in between his hands, so that the male fucking the scrumdiddle may receive more pleasure.

Charlie: Hey Jim, wanna scrumdiddle after dinner?
Jim: FUCK YES I DO!

by Gay Jim January 4, 2013