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1.One who has little friends, and is yet to have been laid.

2.A TAB and/or a Cum Guzzler
1. Tyler is such a Scrumcobbler

2. Wow Steph wont take it in the ass. Shes such a Scrumcobbler.
by General Moses September 13, 2008
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