Scrumcobbler 

1.One who has little friends, and is yet to have been laid.

2.A TAB and/or a Cum Guzzler

1. Tyler is such a Scrumcobbler

2. Wow Steph wont take it in the ass. Shes such a Scrumcobbler.

Scrumcobbler by General Moses October 27, 2008

scrumdibbler 

A scrumdibbler is when you shit in your hand and then shove you're shit up someone else's asshole.

Hey I totally just scrumdibbled that scrumdibbler over there.

scrumdibbler by Fack ur rack budole June 27, 2016