Scuffy

N. A very quick handjob that causes extreme chafing, usually done in filthy places.

Man 1: Hey I got a great scuffy behind that dumpster!

Man 2: Nice, do you need some lotion bro?

by Zacharias Goldsteinberg October 25, 2011

scruffing

Scruffing

Noun

(campkitchen definition) - Using the remaining stuffing from the previous night's thankscamping celebration as a part of scrambled eggs for an easy quick breakfast the next day. The ingredients of the stuffing, pork sausage, apple, bread, etc., make for an excellent breakfast and can be ate in a tortilla, from a cup or bowl or plate.

Who is going to make the scruffing for breakfast?

by FirstLady November 30, 2013

Scruffles

Facial hair on the chin, cheeks, or upper lip that has not been shaved. Gross. :P

Kimi: Oh no, Dom, you haven't shaved, look at all those scruffles.

by fallwithmeee March 1, 2009

Scruffles

A stuffed monkey that lives under your bed.

"Whats that noise coming from under your bed?"
"Oh, thats just Scruffles."

by MeJR. September 10, 2011

scruffletruffle

(v.) To jam ones hand into a toaster and consequently travel back in time; To bamboozle and/or thieve ones kidneys

Rufus was eaten by a T-Rex after he had a bout with the toaster and scruffletruffled; Jane scruffletruffled John's kidney, after he punched hers

by midgetsnatcher October 1, 2003

scruffle

A squeeze, hug, and ruffling of fur.

(Over the phone), "Give your dog Spike a scruffle for me!"

by Gina October 22, 2004

scruffus

noun. An unkempt, thin, matted, or straggly beard on a young man, resulting from deferred grooming, oversleeping, or an overzealous attempt to grow a beard during the early post-pubertal stage of sexual maturity.

"Got quite a scruffus goin' there, don't ya?" (Jeeringly said to a boy whose voice has just changed, by an older male)

by Contrablue April 30, 2009