by the falconer August 25, 2004
Get the Falcon Screech mug.during sex, the male being on top, grabs the blankets and spreads them out behind his back like wings and flaps and screeches like a pterodactyl
dude i gave Alison the screeching pterodactyl last night.
how did that go
not so well she broke up with me today
how did that go
not so well she broke up with me today
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pork rinds they make in the "black country", in the west midlands, places like woverhampton, walsall n wednesbury n cannock,
you can get em from the butchers and the pubs!
you can get em from the butchers and the pubs!
john: gerrus a bagga pork scratchings aer kid
Jimmy: arr will do, goowin down the pub later, aye i
john: tah
Jimmy: arr will do, goowin down the pub later, aye i
john: tah
by paul hinton December 28, 2005
Get the pork scratchings mug.Any person who tries to sneak a sniff after allowing their hand to remain either in their pants or in the crotch region.
by Sam March 3, 2005
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Get the stretch marks mug.Stretched ears are when a person has stretched their ear lobes to the size that they desire. Stretched ears can go up to 3" and even beyond that sometimes. They are NOT called "gauging/gauges" despite what anyone says, it's called stretching. A gauge is just the measurement. "Stretching" is to "gauging" as "timing" is to "minuting/houring". If you go into forums for the community of modded people online and say "gauges" they will call you a n00b and probably troll you for not knowing shit.
If you don't stretch your lobes properly it will result in a blowout AKA Cat ass, where your ear literally resembles a floppy anus. It's not attractive. Be patient and do it right.
If you don't stretch your lobes properly it will result in a blowout AKA Cat ass, where your ear literally resembles a floppy anus. It's not attractive. Be patient and do it right.
N00b: "guise, I need advice on my gauges.. I just went up 3 sizes in 2 days and my ears are really red and bleeding and sore!
Non-N00b: First of all, it's not gauging, it's stretching/stretched ears. Second of all, take them out of your ears you've obviously had a blowout, and once they heal your ears will resemble an asshole. You never go up 3 sizes in two days you fucking n00b. Don't even try stretching again."
Non-N00b: First of all, it's not gauging, it's stretching/stretched ears. Second of all, take them out of your ears you've obviously had a blowout, and once they heal your ears will resemble an asshole. You never go up 3 sizes in two days you fucking n00b. Don't even try stretching again."
by SomethingDarksided December 21, 2013
Get the stretched ears mug.A simple crack with no literal definition, it's merits are only how funny and stupid it sounds. And there is no comeback after you have been called an African Bootyscratcher, just walk away and live another day.
by Thundertyrant March 20, 2016
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