Writer's Cock

when you can't finish a paper because you're too busy doing porn on the internet.

"dude, did you finish that essay last night?"
"nah buh, i had such bad writer's cock. i didn't do shit."

by BenJamin' Pennell February 22, 2009

St Louis Shocker

When a man takes his dick out of a girl during sex then "accidentally" slips it into the skanks bootyhole. Named so because it has become a common technique in the St. Louis metro area.

Frank: Dude I totally pulled off a St Louis shocker on that skank brittney last night!

by theREALharryjones August 3, 2010

Shocking

Two in the bee hole one in the pee hole

Woah that was shocking

by Dubiks February 8, 2019

schuman shocker

Where u have a girl on top and you proceed to stick your oddly shaped thumb up her butthole....don't worry the third time is the charm. She will love it!!

when i first met barbs i never knew that the schuman shocker would be used and abused....

by Geoffrey Schuman February 16, 2005

shithead shocker

The act of sticking the head of a person (usually of diminutive status) in a toilet bowl full of feces and flushing away. The combination of being smothered by nasty toilet water and swirling shit makes the poor shmuck feel even worse about him/herself. (Not to be confused to the actual shocker)

Yo dude! The bowl's overflowing; let's find a poor unsuspecting punk to give the shithead shocker.

I hope I don't see Ralph and Tony today. Last time I saw them, they gave me the shithead shocker.

by Dudedude August 4, 2006

sehun’s cock

it’s something really huge, very powerful, you can’t even put it in your mouth because its really big, and when he cum inside your hole, your hole becomes full, and your uterus explode, it’s rare to find this cock, Sehun’s cock, people have been craving for it, men and women, would you give it a try if you ever have the chance to touch it or meet it?

audy: “ did you try sehun’s cock ?”

ikrame: “ YES IT WAS REALLY HUGE !!!”

by ikramecocksehun December 1, 2019

rock the shocker

While holding the ring finger with the thumb, you insert the index and middle finger in the vagina and the pinky in the anus.

"I'm going to rock the shocker on my girl friend"

by shaele May 23, 2007