schme 

schme is an everything word, pertaining mainly to the words it replaces. schme can be inserted into every day speach as names, information, or even explitives. oh and schme does not mean vagina!!!

"omg he's so like schme!!!!"
"the capitol of north dakota is schme schme no one cares!"
"schme!! i just stubbed my toe"

schme by molly kay April 27, 2006

schmegma 

sticky substance formed in the uncircumcised skin of the penis due to poor hygine.

Casey's schmegma was too overwelming for Toni.

schmegma by antonio June 26, 2004

Schmeckeldorf 

1. Complete ownage of someone

2. A random nickname for a dog

1. "Wow! Yesterday, I totally schmeckeldorfed someone on Call of Duty!"

2. "Aww, what's his name?"
"Scruffy, but we call him Schmeckeldorf."

Schmeckeldorf by noshoesneeded August 6, 2008

schmedium 

a size inbetween small and medium.

look at that sissy lookin ass wearing a schmedium.
or
wow, that guy in the pink schmedium shirt looks like a wuss.

schmedium by kungfuzombie June 27, 2011

schmegma 

dick cheese that forms when you dont take a shower

schmegma is fuckin nasty

schmegma by Khronic April 16, 2006

schme 

a breath of apathy.
Used as a term to define how very indifferent you are to whatever the situation may be.

Aimee: Do you want to drive or should I?
Kristin: Schme...

schme by Philadelphia kitties April 23, 2009

beef colored schmegg 

Beef Colored Schmegg is the finest roast at Liberty Memorial Central Middle School. It means someone who is stupid by all means. Also used with the roast form of "boy look atcho". Another way to say schmegg is "schmeegers" or "schmeegerton"

"boy, look at atcho beef colored schmegg looking self, boy you look like shrek"

beef colored schmegg by dabson188 February 11, 2017