Schlump

Fucked up to max, but still aware of actions

That backwood got me schlump as hell

by T-Boy. February 28, 2021

Schlumpkin

In the blumpkin family. The Schlumpkin is done any where and doesn’t require the other person to be aware. The simple act of shitting during average vaginal sex. Can be done without warning by the male or female anytime, anywhere. In bed, on the couch, in the tub.

You’re washing the sheets again?

Unfortunately yes, I hooked up with my ex and she did a revenge Schlumpkin during reverse Cowgirl.

by MWSbro August 12, 2021

Schlump

When you fall asleep dropping a fat log

I fell asleep dropping a fat log on the toilet, I schlumped homie.

by CacamouthDoobie September 23, 2021

Schlumpadookle

Definition:

1.) Insult commonly used by the Queen of England to describe her peasants

2.) A really good Donut

3.) A sexual act involving the Elderly creating a Interconnected Train, using bodyparts

1.) Queen: "You see those Schlumpadookles drinking a can of Arizona?? How Inhumane!!"

2.) Yo, the Cops just offered me some really good Schlumpadookle!

3.) Where's Grampa? He's out with his neighbours having a Schlumpadookle

by Little Dicky Brownie August 26, 2022

Schlump

ᓭᓵ⍑ꖎ⚍ᒲ!¡, also known as Schlump, is an alien vegtable that looks like a human hand.

a Schlump is an essential part of an alien christmas dinner.

by whales with bowler hats August 29, 2022

Schlummy

A man who looks like he's been harrassed and belittled into submission by his overbearing wife after five years of marriage and 2 kids.

Check out the new neighbor, he's kinda schlummy.

by Sarcasm or wit October 27, 2022

Schlumpdump

The use of a fat dumper

“That man has a Schlumpdump”

by LightningNoob January 18, 2023