scheme

To plan to do something to get someones money, most often by cheating

"And the girls that been scheming, gonna get creamed when I" -- The Gravediggaz

by AC February 5, 2004

schemer

Someone who is always trying to pull a fast one, or get bye through shady methods.

"Tim came over last night looking to get high off my shit!"

"Man, he is such a schemer!"

by El-Higgo December 26, 2005

scheme

Scheme is a high-level functional programming language. A minimalist dialect of the Lisp programming language, Scheme focuses largely on simplicity, having a very basic syntax and only including core features thought necessary to the language.

(define (factorial n)
(cond ((= n 0) 1)
(else (* n (factorial (- n 1))))))

by Luca Kaceem Butler Masters January 29, 2004

shemping

(v) Derived from the time after the second era of Shemp with The Three Stooges; Shemp suffered a heart attack and they needed to replace him with someone that looked like him to finish shots from the sides and from behind.
- The act of replacing an actor/actress for picture shots when it is physically impossible to have the actor/actress

Using Martin Sheen's brother for over-the-shoulder shots in "Apocalypse Now!" was a stealthy example of shemping.

by freakingweet December 13, 2005

schamp

A person that is a thug that doesn't know what is going on around them.

Kristen is an ultimate schamp.

by chico December 10, 2003

Scherp

1. The holiness that is the Scherp, that is, the Scherpness.
2. The group of people who come from the tribe of Steven M. Scherp and call themselves Scherp through all their travels around the world.
3. A useful replacement for any normal useful swareword. eg, "f**k" or "s**t."
4. A replacement for the word "sharp" when talking about knives and in relation to Scherp members.
5. Refer to the WorScherp Service bulletin from Easter Sunday for further defition, specifically the "apostles' creed."

1. "Holy Scherp!"

2. "You mother-'sherp'er!"

3. "Scherp-alicious definition Silver Wings go loco!"

4. "I believe in Hap, the Father Almighty,
the Creator of heaven and earth,
and in Steven M Scherp, His only Son, our Scherp..."

by Scherpalicious April 26, 2007

Scrempt

(sk re mpt)adj : When your lungs are desicated and deprived of clean air. When your lungs feel shriveled up and of need of air.

Terry: Hey man you don't look so good!
Shatem: Yeah man I know, my lungs are so scrempt, I was in Ellio's house and his parents smoke a cigarette a second.

by Teddy K November 9, 2007