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A Salisbury

Refers to a picture text of a man's erect genital organ. Balls, inner thighs, and/or knifken shots are not included in a true Salisbury-it is only shaft. A very diverse manuever, the Salisbury can be used in a sexual, comical, or creepy manner. Derived from former ESPN football Analyst Sean Salisbury-who was fired from the Network for participating in this phenomenal practice.
Brenda: So Brian just sent me a Salisbury, and let me say, it was so hot.

Joey: I Salisburied that bitch last night, her inbox was blown up with pics of my shaft.

Kim: OMG, Bobby is so annoying, all he sends me nowadays is Salisburies.
by MitchCumstein89 June 7, 2009
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scalia

Dried santorum (q.v.), which has lost its frothy quality and become all crusty and scaly. Very difficult to remove.
"Damn, I shouldn't have drunk so much at the orgy last night - I overslept, and now all this santorum has turned to scalia - Ouch!"
by smendler October 14, 2011
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Saling Kit

A Tagalog slang for someone or something which should not be included but included through his (someone) own act or another's
You shouldn't be given a goody bag, you're only a saling kit.
by xwisdom January 12, 2011
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Salika

Addictive and very rare sweet spice. This asian bombshell has claws like a tiger, a memory like an elephant and a heart of white gold.

A seasoned soldier ins business and likewise an understanding friend who you are gonna call for clear cut advice.

If you are a macho or a chocolate tea pot - better back off, you will melt or break. It takes knowledge on radio astronomy, quantum computing and superb sex skills to excit a Salika. However, if a man does not proffer her with her favorite tea then there is no chance to earn her affection.

In a nutshell - Salika can light up your universe by 32000–130000 lux.

Origins:
The name Salika or slight variations of Salika are seen in the origins Swahili. It also has meanings in Urdu, Arabic, Hindi and Hebrew.

It is 3 syllables long and is pronounced 's(a)-li- ka'.

Swahili... Meanings of Salika (Female) - Well born.
Arabic... Meanings of Salik (Male) - Salika (Female) - is a Twins baby name. The meaning of this name is - Reasonable, Reachable, Unhindered.

Salika has the following similar or variant Names: Salikah, Zalik, Zalikah, Zalyka, Zalykah, Zuleika, Zalika, Zaleeka, Zaleekah, Zaleika, Zaleikah, Zalieka, Zaliekah, Zalik, Zalikah, Zalike, Zaliki, Zalyka, Zalykah, Zulika and Lika.
"Any man who can drive safely while kissing Salika is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves"
by SonoControl September 3, 2013
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Salif

A funny classmate of mine who delivers underground memes that no one understands but laugh at anyways. d e m o c r a t i c s o c i a l i s m is a hot topic so make sure you bring that up! he can be dry sometimes but that’s prt of the fun! also he’s pretty much void of emotion so :/
Person 1: Hey Salif you have any memes?
Salif: g a s g a s g a s
by jamiemustdie December 4, 2020
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J D Salinger

J D Salinger Jerome David Salinger is an American Author who has passed into legendary status due to his works, The Catcher In
The Rye, Nine Stories, Franny and Zooey etc.

his work centres around disaffection, rebellion, Zen, philosophy and the fictional Glass family. Young children are often seen to offer salvation to those corrupted by the world.

His legendary status is also confirmed by his withdrawal from the publishing world around forty years ago. He has not published any work since this time and currently lives in Cornish, New Hampshire, in a house reported to be full of floor-to-ceiling cabinets containing unpublished works. Attempts to discover more about Salinger have always ended in failure. He just doesn't want people to know!
Over-enthusiastic literature student: "I'm gonna go meet my hero, J D Salinger!"

Jaded yet horny literature professor: "Shut up I'm trying to take advantage of the trust and respect of my female students to get them into bed."
by Zyggy June 8, 2007
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saliha

an act of awesomeness.

Derives from the Ancient Greeks. When a man tried to get a girl, he would call her "saliha" and she would immediately accept.
I only talk to people who can do the saliha.

Why can't i be saliha?!?!?!
by ahilas October 29, 2010
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