saturn

Surrounded by many dazzling rings, Saturn is the most beautiful planet in the Solar System. It is the second largest planet, sixth from the Sun and the second fastest rotating planet. Its year is roughly 29 1/2 Earth years long. Also, Saturn has the largest moon system out of any planet, at least 20.

I can See Saturn throough my telescope! It's so beautiful.

by Saturn's Problem Child February 6, 2008

Red Saturday

n. The day after Black Friday

Black Friday, given its name because companies finally find there business "in the black" for the year, has given birth to Red Saturday; an unintended side effect. Holiday shoppers, blinded by the numerous sales often awaken a day after their shopping spree to find there bank accounts severely overdrawn or "in the red"

red saturday festivities usually include arguing with significant others, locating sales receipts, returning items, and sleeping alone

Wife: I hear Best Buy is having a great Red Saturday special.

Husband: sounds great honey.
Wife: yeah, if you return those 2 fifty inch flat screen tv's, u won't get murdered you in your sleep.

by seymorebuttzz November 28, 2009

Bismarck Saturday Night

Masturbating while deficating.

I walked in to the men's room and I caught little Johnny having a Bismarck Saturday night.

by Parkston Gatewood November 24, 2003

Little Saturday

Little Saturday is a concept that adds Wednesday to the list of "drinking days", with Friday and Saturday. Many nightclubs and bars stay open and offer many kinds of little Saturday specials.

Tom: Why are you drinking in the middle of the week?
Pete: Because it is Little Saturday!

by ----zzzz----- November 1, 2007

sasuke special

The single greatest form of showmanship known to mankind. It involves doing a round-off cartwheel, followed by a back tuck or "moonsault" onto the head/neck of your attacker. It was innovated by god himself, The Great Sasuke.

The best way to stop a robbery in progress is to Sasuke Special over the register.

by HLV Sequel June 10, 2008

sasuke

A big vagina that can't attain power on his own so he takes short cuts.

a.k.a.

Uchiha "Little Bitch" Sasuke

Wow, that dropout is getting better than me. I better go suck Orochimaru's cock for super saiyan powers.

by Uzumaki Naruto April 12, 2005

Saturdays are for the boys

A legit excuse to tell your spouse you would rather hang out with your male friends on that day than engage in trivial activities with the aforementioned.

Spouse: We're having dinner with my coworker Janet and her boring husband Ben tomorrow.
You: Can't do darling, Saturdays are for the boys.

by 0on August 30, 2016