Saturday Night Special

What I, and all sensible ladies, carry to discourage or stop attacks by hoodlums.

Nobody ever raped a thirty-eight. That's why I pack a Saturday Night Special.

by Tuna Wanda January 26, 2007

Turkish Saturday

A little known hangover remedy consisting of Turkish coffee and heavy cream mixed with spirits (preferrably a trace amount of vodka). Generally consumed the morning after.

I was feeling like crap the next day until my buddy mixed me up a Turkish Saturday.

by Fausto55 November 24, 2009

saturner

people who are from saturn,
such as my self (:

a: hey im a
b: hey im b
a: where are you from?
b: from saturn
a: from where?
b: im a saturner
a: oh... okay... bye

by saturner January 24, 2008

Saturdiesel

A Saturday that is filled with much merriment and vivaciousness. A Saturday where life is lived like a drunken libertine. A strong, life-affirming Saturday.

Comes from the combining of the words "Saturday" and "diesel".

I can't wait for this Saturdiesel. We gon grill, drank beerz, ride jet skis, play with some baby panda bears, participate in an wild orgy, fight a celebrity, give birth to a albino gorilla, and go see a movie at the IMAX. IT'S GON BE SATURDIESEL!

by Apple Juice Simpson January 20, 2011

Saturday Tired

The feeling you get when you wake up Saturday morning after getting no sleep during the week.

A weeks worth of hard work and late nights all catches up to Saturday morning no matter how late you sleep.

"After a week of teaching those little fuckers called '9th graders' I slept in today only to find myself Saturday Tired!!"

"I spent my whole week studying for finals and now I'm all Saturday Tired!"

by JadeWalking October 27, 2012

Saturn Sky

The act of driving around in a poor man’s Miata believing he is not a queer.

Jerry was Saturn Skying it today at a gay bar.

Jerry told me his Saturn Sky was poor man’s Corvette as he tried to hide his Botox pamphlet and lube.

As Jerry hit his mid life crisis, he tried To relive his Saturn Sky days by Albino Dolphining.

by DirtyMike1972 March 3, 2022

Saturday Kreskova

Saturday Kreskova is an unofficial Romanian holiday that dates back to the 27th of August 20222. Its main concept is drinking the cheap dry spirit vodka called "Kreskova" with the juice "Granini" with the "Sour Cherry" flavour. The ritual starts in the park "Cisimigu" from Bucharest in the zone where old men play chess ("sahisti") and it consists of drinking excessive quantities of Kreskova with Granini. Afterwards, the action moves to a club in Bucharest (free of choice) and you party there until the club closes. Afterwards, you take a train to a different city, however, the city has to be picked only after you exit the club and not before. Alcohol must be consumed throughout the night, and only the lack of money or excessive fainting relieves you of that duty.

Man, last night I went to Saturday Kreskova and I woke up in the city of Constanta with no money. It was a good Saturday Kreskova!

by Prise October 2, 2022