simulist

An individual who is distressingly committed, to the point of failing to eat food, sleep or associate with other carbon based life forms, to building authentic looking and working cockpit mock-ups, both military and civilian, of aircraft, spacecraft, water-borne craft and ground vehicles using computer simulation.

After losing a few pounds, Del, an avid simulist in the throws of a new aircraft cockpit build, was reminded by his sister the only thing he would be flying if he didn't eat would be a pine box.

by Ikor December 14, 2009

samulius colilius

A handsome man who has a huge penis that will penetrate any women

By gosh that mans a samulius colilius

by TheBigSJCPeneMan May 21, 2019

Samglish

Writing or texting with a random assortment of vowels and consonants that do not form actual words. Samglish is usually meant to display a feeling exasperation or heightened emotion. The name derives from a combination of the words "Same" and "English" as it can usually only be understood and interpreted in settings where the other individuals are experiencing a similar emotion as the Samglish user.

Blane: I didn't study for the math test at all fhsnakdotk
Oscar: I can't understand your Samglish I really thought the test was pretty easy

by ThriftyThree September 19, 2016

samplify

to enact a free sample policy in order to promote sales.

Ever since Costco started to samplify it's vegan products, homeless people have been eating healthily.

by LunariusFaust September 5, 2016

samlin

A very sexy woman. Likes dancing and singing, especially hitting the high notes. All men like some Samlins.

Omigod Last Night I talked to to Samlin. She danced to the boys in front of mi. I like Samlins girl, they're hot

by Fun Jenny February 10, 2017

Sampling

The act of taking the complete music from a classic and adding crappy lyrics to it, and in the end claiming it belongs to you.

Guy 1: doesn't this track sound exactly the same? Wtf?
Guy 2: lol it's called sampling bro. It's an 'art'.

by Jesuswasgay August 26, 2017

Samplifier

A Samplifier is a digital electronic device, also known as a "modeling" or "profiling" amp, for use with electric guitars and other electronic instruments. It samples and learns the characteristics of an actual instrument amplifier, which can then be saved for future use as well as transferred to other similar devices. The amplifier can then be used in place of the amplifier from which the sample was taken.

The samplifiers on the market today are getting quite good, but there are many who feel that they can't quite capture the sound of a real vacuum tube (valve) amplifier.

by Thermionic Truth May 9, 2018