freer than a free sample at costco

When you're so free that you are actually compared to a free sample at costco.

Guy 1:Your freer than a free sample at costco? u got boxed like a fish? ur wiener is built like a tic tac? ur short? grow? ur dogwater? ur literally dogwater? any askers? looking for an asker? did i ask? earnings check? u have none?

by YourEverydayRetard February 23, 2021

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More free than a sample at costco

Your literary garbage at a game just turn the system off

mike: *gets killed*
Justin: your more free than a sample at costco

by Ps4 wont work February 07, 2021

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sample set

a pair or couple that has no distinctive difference between them so much so that they represent nearly offensive stereotypes of their social group

Dude that sample set of moms looks like they are made of jcpenney jeans and broken dreams.

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by supernicelady December 09, 2011

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sampling pasta

Sucking on a micro penus until completion occurs and swallowing the cum.

Dude! I totally saw Stephanie sampling pasta!

by Ittlewinks November 07, 2020

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pavement sample

A sophisticated / pc way to describe getting so drunk that you actually fell down and skinned your knees or chin.

Friend 1- Dude, you were pretty drunk last night. Did you fall down while leaving the bar.

Drunkard- Yeah, I took a pavement sample and ruined my pants. I should have quit when the room started to spin.

by jamison23 September 30, 2009

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