That's how the potatoes get salted

A phrase used when something unfortunate happens.

Grandson : Grandma my PC got destroyed from the rain last night
Grandma: Honey That's how the potatoes get salted

by TheKnoble23 May 8, 2020

The Salted Macadamia

When you're on a first date and decide to go to a gelato shop and the guy asks for salted Macadamia. It implies that they enjoy the sexual act of Pegging.

Hi sir what gelato would you like? I'll have the salted macadamia! (girl) "wow that's bold."

by Foxydemon11 October 12, 2020

Bath salted

Being under the influence or appearing to be under the influence of the various drugs known as 'bath salts'. 'Bath salts' are made from synthetic cathinones and are mostly banned.

This guy randomly came over and tried to bite my face. I think he was all bath salted out.

by Oregon Licorice July 19, 2013

Heavily Salted

Adjective:
Being incredibly salty or irritated about sucking at a game or activity. This is different from your average brand of saltiness as the salted person will begin to get violent.

You: "Hey, why is Bob kicking that chair?"
Some plebe within earshot: "He got rekt in smash bros.,"
You: "Ahh, I knew he seemed heavily salted."

by Mr Jag October 2, 2016

un-salted peanuts

Pretty much the opposite of cashews

The yankee's winning period... ever... cause i hate them is just un-salted peanuts

by john fagerholm May 5, 2005

Sea Salted

A more extreme form of salted

He was sea salted after the person he was making fun of was right behind him.

by d-ridge March 2, 2007

Getting Salted

Similar to the act of pouring salt on a slug, your mind and body are completely transformed after getting super f*cked up either with alcohol or drugs. / Also refers to having a good time and nothing to do with drugs or alcohol.

Dude! Are you going to Jerry's party tonight, I'm getting salted.

by Jerry Turtleneck November 20, 2017