by Koalaman September 8, 2010
Get the syphilist mug.When a person has so much, and such extreme acne, that it looks like they have an STD similar to Syphilis.
I scored with Amy last night, but I had to skip first base because of her Syphizits.
No girl is every going to want to kiss me, have you seen my Syphizits?
No girl is every going to want to kiss me, have you seen my Syphizits?
by iRod December 27, 2012
Get the Syphizits mug.A slang term that is made from the joining of two words : "super" and "hyped." Generally used to express one's emotion of being super excited or super hyped.
person A: "Dude, can't wait to see Jamie, I'm syped!"
person B: "I don't know man.."
person A: "What do you mean? He's massive! Don't lie, I know you're syped too."
person B: "You're right, I'm syped to see that guy."
person B: "I don't know man.."
person A: "What do you mean? He's massive! Don't lie, I know you're syped too."
person B: "You're right, I'm syped to see that guy."
by VWP January 15, 2014
Get the Syped mug.A combination of all well - known STDs in one person. The reason you don't sleep around with skanky bitches.
Maggie was such a slutmuffin in highschool, she graduated with a serious case of syphihepaherpilaids.
by Deadeye-D June 12, 2014
Get the syphihepaherpilaids mug.Sypress is a nice and chill guy. He’s not afraid to do anything except when it comes to love. He’s always gets rejected by girls but there’s only one girl that wouldn’t reject him. If you meet a guy name Sypress, he’ll treat you nicely and won’t be a dick about things.
Someone: you know sypress
Another person: yes, he was depressed because he got rejected last night
Someone: I like him tho
Another person: yes, he was depressed because he got rejected last night
Someone: I like him tho
by disappointmentsadlife December 14, 2019
Get the Sypress mug.The most stunning person to have ever lived!! Derived from the word syphilis. Its a way of describing one of your closest friends. Their laugh is contagious like a rash! They have the best personality, its too easy to talk to them and you have the funniest conversations. You’re usually crying from laughter when with them. They’re super talented at art and SPREAD creativity everywhere they go. You defo wanna catch their good vibes! The most real human you will ever come across, but unlike actual syphilis you won’t ever wanna get rid of them.
by Fanny/Hannah Montana December 19, 2021
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The worse example of STD's known.
Causes instant agonizing burning of infected area, surrounding area begins to melting flesh, further spreading the infection
So far 4 known STD's have been identified within it
Syphilis, Gonorrhea, Herpes, Hepatitis.
Conspiracy theorists claim it is developed in a laboratory accident.
The worse example of STD's known.
Causes instant agonizing burning of infected area, surrounding area begins to melting flesh, further spreading the infection
So far 4 known STD's have been identified within it
Syphilis, Gonorrhea, Herpes, Hepatitis.
Conspiracy theorists claim it is developed in a laboratory accident.
Did you hear about Bob? What about him? He messed with that nasty skank ho on 3rd street. Now he's got that new STD, Syphagonaherpatitus.
by Lostboy813 August 21, 2022
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