spit swabbing the pork curtains

eating "the" cooter

jack was caught spit swabbing the pork curtains

by jack January 28, 2003

anal swab my back

Ain't no sweat off my back.

I'm just sayings all.... anal swab my back.

by lada October 7, 2005

swab face

The reflex face that you make when you’re getting your oropharyngeal/nasopharyngeal swab, usually followed by a brief moment of sneezing, crying, coughing and/or gagging

I was so embarrassed of my swab face when I was swab-fucked this evening for the surveillance screening

by doctorryan27 July 5, 2021

Cotton Swab

An old person. From the fact that your hair turns white as you age.

"That cotton swab almost merged into my car!"

by ZORG April 5, 2015

SWAB

Abbreviation for "Study With a Buddy". Used in class by the teacher to have students study a few minutes in preparation for a quiz or test.

Other variations: SWYS (study with your self), SWAT (Study with a teacher- used for group led sessions), and swabbing (the gerund form of the word).

"Class, SWAB for 5 minutes for the animal vocabulary quiz!"

by Beth Nichols December 13, 2008

swabbing

The sexual act of shoving a Q-tip or any long cylinder up a erectile penis.

guy1: hey tony what did you do last night

guy2: I was swabbing myself all night

guy1: the fuck?

by lesd3w December 20, 2022

Punking Swabs

A term referring to casual sexual intercourse or beating someone up.

Most unique for its definitive ambivalence, it is commonly accepted as the embodiment of the two prevalent, albeit contrasting, desires of a man by the end of a night of drinking.

Punking swabs can have several tenses.

'So I took that girl back to my place and we punked swabs'

'That mothafucka trippin, fool betta stop clownin 'fo he gets his swabs punked'

'If I haven't punked swabs one way or another by the end of the night, I'm gonna lose it'

by Tone Booya November 9, 2008