by glitchyra September 9, 2018
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Get the This Is My Swamp mug.Swati is a fancy Indian name meaning the first drop from the sky that falls into the sea and turns into a pearl. She is exotic and beautiful, dry motivated with a drive like Alexander Hamilton and can get anything done better than you would have asked for. She is hilarious and charismatic, a little sheltered but don't mistake her for innocent. She is a momma's daughter and will do anything for her family and dedicates herself to schoolwork because she belejves firmly in education and appearances Nd wants to make the best image for everyone who sees her.
Sarah: man I got a b on my test! What did ugrt swati...?
Swati: um... Not too bad.... I'm sorry u got a b but that's stills really good!
( I reality she got a 97 but didn't want to make bed a feel self conscious)
Swati: um... Not too bad.... I'm sorry u got a b but that's stills really good!
( I reality she got a 97 but didn't want to make bed a feel self conscious)
by Sherlocktheallobservant June 25, 2013
Get the Swati mug.Swaich is a surname from Punjab, India that belongs to jatt Sikhs . There are two villages or pinds in Punjab called Bagli Khurd and Bagli Kalan. These two villages are where the Swaich last name is most prominent.
by DSwaich254 September 26, 2013
Get the Swaich mug.A measurement relating to the amount of semen which can be held in the mouth.
Commonly measured in 1/2 pint increments.
Commonly measured in 1/2 pint increments.
Bro 1: Check out that bird!
Bro 2: Fuckin' hell, she's fit. Wonder what the swallage capacity on that is?
Bro 1: Reckon you're looking at a 3 pinter there, mate.
Bro 2: lol
Bro 1: lol
Bro 2: Fuckin' hell, she's fit. Wonder what the swallage capacity on that is?
Bro 1: Reckon you're looking at a 3 pinter there, mate.
Bro 2: lol
Bro 1: lol
by DARKFiB3R January 26, 2015
Get the swallage capacity mug.A substance and/or aura that is present in a select population of swaggerific people. Most people do not have swaggu or even understand what it is, but those who have it are often characterized by their ability to intimidate others, attract the opposite sex, attract the same sex, and radiate swag.
Those with swaggu are often envied by those without this miraculous gift.
synonyms: there is nothing even close to swaggu so don't f***ing try to find a synonym
Those with swaggu are often envied by those without this miraculous gift.
synonyms: there is nothing even close to swaggu so don't f***ing try to find a synonym
Q:Why is the floor slippery?
A:OH SORRY! I dripped some swaggu.
Q:DAMN HOW DID BEYONCE GET TO BE LIKE THAT?
A: swaggu
A:OH SORRY! I dripped some swaggu.
Q:DAMN HOW DID BEYONCE GET TO BE LIKE THAT?
A: swaggu
by mtyson May 21, 2012
Get the swaggu mug.To be drunk, stoned, past your prime, etc, in a perpetual state of mind bogglingly organic bliss . Usually brought about from ingesting various substances after not shaving for 3 or more decades, the substances conglomerating in the facial hair and acting as an infinite supply of time released noxious fumes that permeate the nostrils 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
Someone better take Wazza and put him to bed. He's been sniffing his own beard again. He's absolutely swazzaled.
by Vinny the Poohlet. December 18, 2011
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