stump humper

a person that likes to have sexual intercouse with another person who has one or both legs amputated pervert sexual deviant

Dat stump humper done got fucked a whore named Consuelo last night

by cornholio November 23, 2004

stump chops

to grow sideburns like the masses of Patrick Stump

Did you see his stump chops? They look like t-bone steaks!

by LPrk15 August 8, 2008

Stump Slave

A person who has their arms and legs cut off so that they become completely reliant on another person.

Eric is such a stump slave. His gf got him his job and controls everything and he just says yes. I mean he's not just pussy whipped, the dude actually cut off his arms and legs and flops around waiting to get fed and fapped.

by GapingAspHole September 16, 2014

Stump Tugger

Lesbian. When lesbians stretch their clitoris to the point that they have miniature penises. A common practice among carpet lickers.

Why is her clit so big it looks like a cock? 'Cause she is a "stump tugger!"

by echomania January 18, 2010

stump breaking

When an individual living the state of Texas, stand upright on a tree stump so as to position his groinal area close to and engage in a sexual manifestation of penile nastiness with a COW.

My penis is covered in fly larva because of my promiscuous actions while stump breaking last weekend.

by Wamba September 15, 2003

stump broke

had sex with an animal. stood on a stump during the act.

Ace Dog stump broke that mule out in the field today.

by dennisrwood October 18, 2003

stump bust

Stump busting is more common during deer season. Stump busting is the act of tying an animal to a tree or a tree stump so they cannot get away and mounting them sexually.

Redneck #1- You git you a buck last nite?
Redneck #2- Naw, just stump busted a coyote.

by eddievanhoglen August 10, 2006