Do a Stoney

To whinge about “never” seeing your friends or being invited to anything, but never responding when you are.

Don’t do a Stoney mate, you couldn’t make meth Monday last month.

by Voice of Sport May 29, 2020

Young Stoney

Another name for American rapper, Post Malone. This was referenced in his album "Stoney," and in his song "Candy Paint," from the so far newest movie in The Fast And The Furious series, multiple times. His real name is Austin Post, and is born on July 4, 1995, the true American holiday. He has earned his name after his love for cigarettes and drugs. Often plays basketball and refers to himself as "White Iverson," just like the song. He calls himself this after basketball star Allen Iverson. Brought up in Dallas, lives close to the Team 10 house. His address has been revealed in a Jake Paul vlog. Some people think that his dad paid Austin's way to the top, but his fans say otherwise. Overall, one of my favorite artists. All he produces are fire songs, and is very talented.

"Bitch, I'm Young Stoney I do what I want," - Candy Paint

by Iss Ya Boi Skinny Penis March 23, 2018

The Holy Stoney

When the shit that is spewed out of ones mouth is so prolific and or sac religious That even Jesus himself has to pick up a stone.

That bitch said she got a train ran on her by the priests at confession. That bitch need The Holy Stoney.

by ThePriest69420 October 22, 2020

my stoney baby

a term in the 311 song entitled 'My Stoney Baby", possibly refering to a partner to get high with - the gender of the partner is to be determined

in other cases, maybe just a term for a guy to call his girlfriend, or vise versa

Mutt: Whats goin on later?
Jeff: Gonna go drive up to see my stoney baby

by angelsbruins July 25, 2008

Chris Stoney

Chris Stoney is the youngest member of Cool Band featuring Rob Lowe. He was born in late 1989 where he was a baby for some time afterwards. In early 1996, he played for the San Fransico 49ers, where he was quickly cut for deficating in Steve Young's helmet. Depressed from his loss, he joined a local gang. In this gang, he met Don Lando. Living in an abandon war bunker, Don Lando took in Stoney and let him borrow his little sister's drum set. Stoney was instantly a drumming God. Stoney is now drummer in Cool Band featuring Rob Lowe and has even written some of the lyrics to a few songs. He is now enlisting in the army, hoping to get stationed in Vietnam.

Chris Stoney needs no example.

by Risto1116 July 6, 2006

go stoney

Express *need* to chill, like when you are fucked up and you spot cops around.

Look, we need to go stoney or we're gonna be fucked!

by Jim December 5, 2004

Levar Stoney

Some man who calls himself the "mayor" of Richmond, Virginia, but literally no one has ever heard of.

He loves doing war crimes, chloroacetophenone, real estate, gentrification, cocaine, Dominion Energy CEO Thomas Farrell, doing sweeps of homeless encampments, making cardboard cutouts of his face, telling lies, Crown Victorias, and living at Miller and Rhoades Apartments.

I am aware of the video of what *appears* to be a police cruiser attempting to run over a group of protesters. I saw no criminal activity here and I did not see a problem. This quote was leaked, but it is real.

Levar Stoney's Richmond Police Department brutalized Richmonders for 91 consecutive days and faced zero consequences.

by kenoshabrick March 19, 2021