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Michael Strahan

Noun or verb
Describes when a woman (or feminine man) takes a load in the mouth and then spits it back onto the guy through the gap in her (his) front teeth. This is usually done as payback for a male dominant sex act (i.e. donkey punch, angry dragon, chili rainbow, etc). Named after popular NFL player turned commentator and gap-toothed black man Micheal Strahan.

note: is mainly performed by gap-toothed hood rats and flaming butt monkeys, but some rich divorcees have been know to do the Michael Strahan from time to time.
Yo my man just gave me the Sneaky Castro last night so I gave him the old Micheal Strahan!

as a verb: I just Michael Strahan'd that cheating bastard of a husband!
by RedDan69 March 11, 2011
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stahnke

v.(stohn-kee) to eat a large amount of food in one or two effortless bites.
Dude, you totally stahnked that hoagie whilt I was still on the first bite of mine!
by abe April 8, 2004
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The sexsiest and most handsome boy ever, he has huge feet and is really tall.
I wish I could date Stahl
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some dumbass word the 5sos fam is making a big deal out of because a big account misspelled "stop"
stop saying staho, you look dumb af
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four girls that wish they were black
those stah's think they're black or something
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STFA

(colloquial)
acronym: Suck The Fuck Ass
alt acronym: Stay The Fuck Away

An acronym coined on the arstechnical.com forums. Used to deride a computer game, typically for being a poor port from one platform to another.
"Metal Gear Solid 2 is a STFA PS2 to PC port."

"Deus Ex: Invisible War is a STFA game, period."
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stfuh

Shut the fuck up ho, often used in IM messengers. Just an enhanced version of stfu
AIM user 1: Dude u r gay!!
AIM user 2: STFUH!!
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