Steven the storm chaser

Dramatized, exaggerates, always incorrect, blankets blankets blankets

Steven the storm chaser, will chase a fart in a blokes pants and call it a ecl...

by Chaser1 June 8, 2017

Stevens Sunrise

A sex act:
One party sits at the head of the bed while the other party chugs a glass of orange juice. The orange juice party goes down on the other party until they can no longer breathe. It is very likely both parties will end covered in orange juice. It has a touch of reverse felching, but is distinctly different. Also everyone calls each other Steven.

My friend Leo told us what a Stevens Sunrise is. Turns out we all do it. We just didn't have a name for it.

by theoutro June 6, 2020

student shower

Instead of cleaning / showing properly in the morning, the simple expedient of spraying deodorant under the arms.

More extreme versions involve waking up in the morning still wearing yesterday’s clothes.

David was running very late for his tutorial, so he resorted to a student shower to freshen himself up.

by MudHide January 21, 2021

Ted Stevens

Theodore F. Stevens, referred to affectionately by Alaskans as "Uncle Ted", was a Republican U.S. Senator from the state of Alaska, serving from December 24th 1968, to January 3rd, 2009. He was formerly the longest serving Republican U.S. Senator in history, as well as currently being the most senior U.S. Senator to lose re-election. He is famous for his Series of Tubes quote, which brought him wide-spread ridicule on the Internet, namely the blogo-sphere. He was very successful in developing Alaska, with Alaskans nicknaming federal dollars brought to the state for it's development "Stevens money". He died on August 9th, 2010, in a plane crash that killed 5 and injured 4.

Ted Stevens said the Internet's a series of tubes.

He's Ted Stevens, he's always right.

by Alamkan Countryball January 8, 2022

Student loan

You cant afford to go to college? Well then student loans are the answer! doit! Everything will be fine! It's not like you will have you will wish you were dead because of how badly in debt you are. I'm not a pussy like you and I have the debt to prove it!!!

Tod: why dont you take out a student loan?
Jeff:if i wanted to be fucked in the ass I would by a dildo Tod.

by Stfuiknowshit January 23, 2019

red bodied stevens

a person who gets way too much sun and therefore is red all over their body

Randy: Why are you so red?
Dave: I fell asleep at the beach without sunscreen.
Randy: You sure did. You're a red bodied stevens.

by Mike4205 June 8, 2009

pulling a Steven Slater

Acting out your crazy job-quitting fantasy during a particularly difficult work day.

I really felt like pulling a Steven Slater at work today, but I really need the money

by mn24 August 10, 2010