dildo snob

A person who feels entitled to only the very highest-end dildos that are so costly that the average person could not possibly afford one.

Being a 1 percenter means I can afford to be a total dildo snob and that my ultra-superior total body orgasms are brought on by the very best dildos on the planet!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 13, 2021

Metal Snob

A form of Music Snob that believes metal is the only music worth listening to, and that he/she was the first to ever know of it. Usually busy spending their time arguing about what is metal and what is not, and why their taste in music is better than yours.

Jim just said I don't listen to true metal, what a metal snob.

by Cal Gore November 22, 2004

Organo Snob

A person that only eats organic and or free range/antibiotic-free/locally grown food. Known to dwell in the Lincoln Park neighborhood of Chicago and the North Shore. Frequents Whole Foods, Mariano's and Sunset Foods. They may or may not have the income to sustain this lifestyle.

Theodore: I fancy some asparagus.
Penny: Why don't we ride our Trek bikes to Whole Foods and get some?
Theodore: That sounds swell. Don't forget to bring the reusable potato sack.
Onlooker: F*cking organo snobs

by NorthFaceCanoer October 17, 2011

wiki-snob

Academics who feel that anything found in the wikipedia is suspect because it wasn't written by a committe of fat-cat, overpaid, grant-hogging professors whose prusuit of pseudo science is endandering science funding everywhere.

Don: Don't cite the wikipedia in Dr. Patterson's class. He's such a wiki-snob that he will trash everything you have to say.

Ron: He's such a crappy teacher that the only way they can get anyone to sign up for his classes is to put "to be announced" on the instructor line of the schedule.

by james savik March 30, 2008

food snob

a lot of times they are a person who cooks in a restaurant, and doesnt make that much money, but turns their nose up at any convenience foods...likes to make up some fancy sauce to serve over ahi, and likes to name drop famous chefs' names, critical of other people's food choices, thinks he can deem your social class by the temperature of your steak

there's nothing wrong with a microwave meal....i dont know how that guy is such a food snob about it, it's not like he can afford to dine on steak everynight

by peachez66 January 28, 2007

sport snob

someone who believes that their vast and ultimately unnecessary knowledge of sports makes them a better sports watcher. they will often ridicule, or speak condescendingly towards someone of lesser sports knowledge.

Louis: wow! that was a great touchdown pass...
Leo: thats what quarterbacks do...idiot...
Louis: don't be such a fucking sport snob

by sam boosak November 2, 2009

Cunt Snob

n. An elitist pussy eater

"Just take Heather, dude. She's hot. Quit being such a fucking cunt snob."

by Leviathan7 August 30, 2009