Purple-shirted eye-stabber

The most cleverly disguised criminal in the history of the world. That is, the world created by Cyanide & Happiness.
Usually wears purple shirts, sometimes multiple as a disguise.

1: "Argh, the purple-shirted eye-stabber!"
2: "Relax dude, it's just a Halloween costume"
1: *leaves*
2: *Takes of purple shirt to reveal another purple shirt*

by NightWind November 8, 2010

sirteesh

to smoke weed.

"man you keen to sirteesh tonight?"
"hey I'm chasing some sirteesh"

by sirteeshing hoarder January 8, 2012

j-shirt

A term first used by Bill Simmons of ESPN. It is used to describe t shirts that are made to look like team jerseys. Team logo on the front, player name and number on the back. Popular in the baseball world.

I picked up Bonds' J-Shirt cause the authentic jersey was sold out.

by Jrmafia27 December 14, 2008

Gut-skirt

The effeminate , fat apron often seen dangling from the mid-section of a shapeless man.

Lift your gut-skirt and pull up your panties, girlie-man!

by The Embellisher April 29, 2015

shirt cocking

the act of wearing only a t-shirt and no bottoms, thus exposing ones cock

When I went to burning man, I noticed a lot of people from the Meghan's Law website shirt cocking around me.

by Mr. Liquor Face October 15, 2010

sidebar t-shirt ad boobs

There always are huge boobs on the chick wearing the t-shirt with a stupid slogan in the sidebar page of urbandictionary. The boobs are big enough its worth staring, but the t-shirts are never funny enough to click the link.

probably just look in the side bar of this page

or

"wow, that t-shirt is so dumb only a hopeless loser would ever buy it. but check out those sidebar t-shirt ad boobs!"

by wastedhillbilly December 30, 2011

stink shirt

A male of middle eastern decent who does not bathe or use deoderant frequently that will typically wear disco type shirts made up of nylon or rayon with the top buttons unbuttoned. The type of fabric harbors the bacteria and body odor which makes the person and wearer quite pungent and aromatic.

Lets get out of this disco, the stink shirts are here.

by TIMJB1 September 20, 2006