SMP - social media prayer 

SMP – social media prayer: Photographing your dinner and sending via text message to your friends and family before touching your food.

A server comes to check on your table, but stops because she sees all your heads bent over for grace… until she notices the glow from your mobile devices and realizes that your actually participating in SMP - social media prayer.

SMP - social media prayer by Bridget Soden April 9, 2008

SMP Live 

You don't ACTUALLY watch the uncut vods. You just listen to them- unless you want to watch an hour of men killing each other on minecraft. Carson is the leader- the "pickle gumball" par say. Cscoop washes his hair and dog in the sink. Traves is secretly a Shiba inu. Jschlatt just has his name mispronounced a lot. And other people :/ So yeah, SMP Live. A bunch of gay men screaming at eachother

2:Hey you watch SMP Live?
1:What's that? 2:Yeah last VOD was so funny!

SMP Live by Emo Weeb I guess July 10, 2019

smp.fan_editz 

An awesome tiktoker named Aaliyah and if u see this and your name is Felix u do not have a gigantic PP

smp.fan_editz is an awesome tiktoker that doesn’t thing Felix has a gigantic PP.

smp.fan_editz by AaliyahLillywhite<3 July 3, 2021

smp.cosplaysbyme 

A amazing fan page of the dream smp and lives life to the fullest.

Also have been through a rough stage and are coping with it quite well

smp.cosplaysbyme Is an amazing person

smp.cosplaysbyme by Cosplayswithme July 11, 2021

SMP Films - MAKE POOP 

make poop is one of the funniest songs to ever exist and it was used as the background music in corys video:

how to make poop.

so everyone knows how to make poop

and the funniest thing about this song is that it makes:

POOP POOP POOP POOP
POOP POOP
POOP POOP
POOP POOP POOP POOP
POOP
POOP
POOP

no just kidding it dosent pee it just make

poop in da traffic

SMP Films - MAKE POOP Is my Favorite Song!

SMP Films - MAKE POOP by xX 44100 Xx August 9, 2021

smp.dreamgg 

an amazing TikToker, they are a fan of dream smp and so am I. They are very pretty/handsome and make awesome videos. They do not define the self’s off of haters.

smp.dreamgg: posts
p1: OMG THATS SO AMAZING I LOVE IT
hater: I’m so jealous I wish I was them

smp.dreamgg by ..axolotll October 30, 2021

Dream SMP 

The Dream SMP, an uncontrollable world full of men, women, a pig and one really loud child who spend their days committing war crimes and repeatedly murdering each other

::Wow, who knew you could declare war on a peaceful nation and murder all of their animals
::Only on the Dream SMP am I right chat

Dream SMP by please don't hurt me tommy November 28, 2020