Smath

n. A male sex god.

Holy shit that was good sex! Not as good as sex with Smath, not even close, really..

by Sphene January 4, 2004

smatter

semen, cum, jizz, skeet, man juice .....whatever you want to call it

I walked in on them and she had smatter all over her face

by changus emangus March 9, 2008

Smaths

Smaths is the shirtened form of smathematics which is the mathematics of smilies

dude : whats a :P face?

Professor of smaths: oh thats simple, it is a :) times a :|...

Dude: oh thats cool i love smaths

by Director of Smaths June 24, 2011

smath

a petty tool

You're totally being a smath right now.

by Manilla October 6, 2003

Smatty

Slang term for a sandwich - does not have to have ham in.

This egg and bacon smatty is the nuts.

I can't eat this smatty, it's got mayonnaise in.

by tubes11 November 12, 2010

Smatter Horn

Taking a dump on someones chest during sexual intercourse.

"I gave Shirly a wicked smatter horn horn last night!"

by Turbaisu August 6, 2007

Smatch

To smack someone in the snatch, usually as punishment. See also smatched, smatching, and smatches.

"If you keep posting links to Rebecca Black's "Friday", I'm going to smatch you.

by Esmatchulator June 7, 2011