Slomp

Noun: A highly trained sloppy Flomper in sloth-like Flomping.

Verb: To act out a Flomping action in a sloppy and methodically lazy or slow fashion.

Adjective: Slow and sloth-like flomping characteristics.

Noun: “Oh man, that Potato is such a Slomper”

Verb: “ Gee-wiz, is she Slomping that task, again?”

Adjective: “They were Slomped beyond acceptable limits upon arrival”

by Flomp King January 15, 2021

Slomped

When you sleep an entire day and wake up by drinking air, only to find that a reddit user has asked if you are drunk because you posted a screenshot of your desktop.

"Are you drunk?" Nah dude I was just slomped hard yesterday.

by I_uKe January 30, 2021

Bridget Tofu Slomka

A very good friend wh is very epic. When hyper, her epicness increaes by 20%. She has epic hair!!! >:3

Don't die, it's bad for your health.
-Bridget Tofu Slomka

by Imabatscreech November 6, 2012

Slombi

A nonsense word for when no other word will do

USE THIS WORD EVERYDAY!

I got totally Slombied last night

WOW, Look at the Slombi's on that!

I wish i never Slombied that chicken

Don't go down the end of the garden, the Slombi's might get you!

Oh no, i just Slombied my pants

by Samantha Lombi August 26, 2008

Slompy

Small pony or small horse, kinda dorky, having a nerdy apperence.

My wife looks slompy.

by Burnt Trees December 31, 2010

slomophobic

The fear of being filmed in slow motion, which can hold embarrassing facial expressions and poses too long on screen.

"Make sure Jessica doesnt see the footage. She's slomophobic and hates seeing herself played back at half speed."

by Wazzathebro January 26, 2016

slommicking

Lounging around at home, particularly in loose fitting clothing such as a tracksuit - (your 'slommickers' - designed for sport but only worn for slouching around at home)

"Have you been for a run? ". "No, I just like slommicking around in these - the're comfy"

by Tinker twinkle toes December 25, 2016