dong slobber

One who sucks dongs, or large dicks. used to refer to people who don't shut up.

Shut the fuck up, dong slobber.

by John Richeitch May 13, 2005

BOTTOM SLOBBER

liquid(s) from "down there" - can be smegma, stool, urine, sweat, the wet spot, etc.

Our kids refused to get into our bed for fear of bottom slobber.

by TMoneyID December 18, 2011

cob slobber

The saliva that is left on a man's cob after a blow job.

Look at all of the cob slobber you left on my cob after that sucky sucky. Get it cleaned up I said!!!

by JoeyBomm December 17, 2020

Blog Slobber

A person that visits numerous online blogs only looking at the pics and if they like what they see they will put a stupid smiley or reply in the comments section w/o reading the blog. To add insult to injury they will ask to be added to the friends list of the person visited, even if the person has stated that they don't add everyone their circle unless they are long time online buddies or offline friends. Blog Slobbers never have anything interesting to add to blogs and it's obvious that they are only seeking sex or are online perverts that look at the pics and slob while doing this.

Girl, I've been hit by the same blog slobber that left that stupid message on ur page too.

Example comments:

"Dayum, girl u sexy"
"I'd like to get to know u better"
:)
;)
Muah
Hugs

Example Invite as a Friend:

"Please add me to ur friends list ur someone I wanna get to know"

"Nice pics can we be friends" (I ain't read shyt about u or know ur interests b/c I'm blog slobbing the pics)

by Glow94 October 13, 2007

Keyboard Slobber

When you lazily drag your hand across the keyboard, mostly when you are drunk.

FORUM

Drunken Member: HeyhgksGr bthutjh bsxkyubtdjgkhgn mb,eui

Sober Member: I think he's drunk, he just keyboard slobbered.

by Oblifier November 18, 2009

facebook slobber

FB Slobber: The act of posting overly emotional comments, overly intimate comments and shit your friends don't want to see on your significant other's FB page. ~FB Slobber ~

Facebook slobber: I enjoyed last night if you know what I mean. Did I see a puddy tat? I did I did see a puddy tat!

by Gagging with a spoon August 18, 2010

knob slobber

1. A euphemism combined with a metaphor: Knob: euphemism for dick head, penis (cf. "get my knob polished"). Slobber: visible pre-cum (pre-ejaculate fluid) emanating from the penis, so called because the fluid is clear and visually resembles drool or spittle.

2. By extension, knob slobber can also mean a dick head bearing visible saliva (spittle) from fellatio, together with pre-ejaculate. The combination of the two is also clear.

A related term is knob slob, a giver of messy blowjobs.

--"Timm pre-cums so much his knob slobber looks like a deluge."

by al-in-chgo June 16, 2011