slipper bonker

1) A couple who have sex with slippers on.
2) An annoying son of a bitch that you wish would be hit with something

1) Ew I hope my parents dont become slipper bonkers.
2) That god damn slipper bonker won't leave me alone.

by kanguala November 6, 2009

Slippery Spoon

The Slippery Spoon is an adventurous twist to the act of spooning with your significant other. The idea is first to get naked, then lay in the Spooning position. The person in front performs a subtle nudge, maybe in the form of wiggling her hips a little bit, or grinding ever so gently in an effort to tease until the person in back has a full on fucking raging hard on. If the room is a little warm, or you are under blankets, the sweat from the grinding and increased heart rate will add a little lubrication to said rager, and you will find your self in a Slippery Spoon. If sweat is not available, a little cunny juice would do the trick, some pre-cum, or best yet, fucking spit on to your hand and rub it on your cock in an effort to create a frictionless shaft that you can grind between her ass cheeks. If you are lucky, you may get the tip of your wick in her cunny, or even in her asshole, which most assuredly will provide some extra pleasure for both of you in the Slippery Spoon.

Slippery Spooning can also happen after sex if you lay with your woman and your cum and cunny juice covered dick rests nicely between those two beautiful ass cheeks, usually resulting in more fucking.

The Slippery Spoon.... says it all.

by Slocat December 22, 2017

slippery bagel

When a man cums in his dates mouth, who then in turn spits the said cum back in his asshole whilst inserting a large dildo.

“Jim and James were drunk last night and gave each other slippery bagels”

“I picked up a granny at the pub last night and she insisted on giving me the slippery bagel”

“ listening to her sing was more painfull than a slippery bagel”

“ you disgusting slippery bagel”

by Woaks May 29, 2018

Slippery Wombat

A lubricated marsupial

"Damn man, that little fella looks slick.""

"Yeah man, I'd keep him on a leash...but he's a pretty slippery wombat. The leash just slides right off."

by THE Slippery Wombat April 19, 2019

The Slippery Gac

A variation of the Parisian Soft-Sword.

Prepare the Parisian Soft-Sword as normal, but instead of using it, ask her to make you a sandwich. When she returns with your sandwich, make sure that you're covered in body oil. When she asks why, slap her in the face as per the traditional Parisian Soft-Sword method, and run away with the sandwich before she can react.

Bro #1: I was going to give here the Parisian Soft-Sword last night, but I decided to go with The Slippery Gac instead.

Bro #2: What type of sandwich did you get?

Bro #1: Turkey, although I didn't eat most of it because of the splash damage.

by Beringer2 September 25, 2010

slippery ghecko

When you’re balls deep in your mrs while in the shower and pull your dick out and shove it in her ass and she tries to climb up the glass

Oh yeah have you ever slippery gheckoed your mrs it’s mad

by Flogaretti October 21, 2017

super fly hobo slipping

A sport in which participants dress up like flamboyant 70's pimps and race a greased-up hobo in a shopping cart through an obstacle course, such as a mall or department store. Extra points are awarded for business transactions made along the way for those who mistake you for a real pimp.

For the third year in a row, Jon is the Regional Super Fly Hobo Slipping Champion.

by Angus June 8, 2003