Sir drinks a lot

A friend or foe who is habitually drunk in your presence, or anyone else's for that matter. He is ALWAYS the drunkest person in the room.

Tom: Oi, here comes Sam, and that dope is already three sheets to the wind.
Joe: Yo Sam! Yer fuckin' pathetic dude!
Sam: That's no way to address Sir drinks a lot!
Tom: Whatever, assmunch

by Christophe Graham July 23, 2006

Sir Pelo

A Sir Pelo is rare breed of birds that screams during the daylight hours. Its call can be described as a screaming child with a stick up its ass. At night, it crawls under its bed, where then awaits in misery to be continuously mated by another rare breed of birds known as Howtobasic. Together, they can create the most hideous and terrifying creature known to man, A Sir Basic. They are extraordinary territorial and should be wrestled on sight if encountered face to face.

"I saw a Sir Pelo piss on my tomato plants. They were delicious."

by SoupMeansSoapXD August 8, 2017

sir savage the 21st

Rapper 21 Savage was living illegally in the United States and has been rumored to be deported to his native UK.

Therefore, people refer to him as the British royalty would.

- Dude, 21 Savage just got deported!
- Lol! He Sir Savage the 21st now!

by emperoringo February 18, 2019

Sir Lancealike

An urban bicyclist who dresses in trendy cycling attire, rides an expensive bike and conjures an aura of Lance Armstrong. These people frequently wear yellow colored jerseys, or jerseys that otherwise resemble those worn by Lance in the Tour-de-France.

Dude! Look at that poser on the bike wearing the yellow jersey and spandex shorts! It's Sir Lancealike!

by markvw59 June 29, 2010

Sir Wax-a-lot

A straight male (usually in their 20s or 30s) who waxes their eyebrows to a high and well definied arch, thus making it obvious and slightly distracting.

Kim: Hey, did you see the guy Sarah brought to the party?
Lisa: Who, you mean "Sir Wax-a-lot"??
Kim: Hahaha! I was wondering if you noticed those eyebrows too! Doesn't he know only gay men can pull that off?

by MrsStudly December 27, 2010

sir. jizzalot

Someone that has been single the whole time you have known them. They usually jerk off a lot resulting in a lot of Jizzing

Mitchell: Hey have you seen Sir. Jizzalot around lately?
Cameron: Who?
Mitchell: Sir. Jizzalot. You know, Adam.
Cameron: Oh yeah he got a girlfriend
Mitchell: About damn time!

by StudyClassProductions June 8, 2014

Sir Queefs-a-lot

An exceptionally stinky boy (or lady or whatever). Queefing on the daily is a prerequisite for this title. Often a Sir Queefs-a-lot is considered especially silly or goofy in comparison to the average person.

“Damn, that bitch hella smelly!”

“They Sir Queefs-a-lot fr!”

by westcoastqueefer March 23, 2023