A Sir Pelo is rare breed of birds that screams during the daylight hours. Its call can be described as a screaming child with a stick up its ass. At night, it crawls under its bed, where then awaits in misery to be continuously mated by another rare breed of birds known as Howtobasic. Together, they can create the most hideous and terrifying creature known to man, A Sir Basic. They are extraordinary territorial and should be wrestled on sight if encountered face to face.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods