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Shroomite Kingdom

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by helloUrbanDucks April 16, 2022
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Zhang-Shroom

A massive headed mushroom-like creature, which bears close resemblance to the Mario 1-UP mushroom with its large green poofy head and round black eyes. With a penchant for salmon, sometimes sweet but often toxic, this shroom has the power to leave you in ore with his poignant moves.
Salmon: Mm what are you beautiful specimen?
The shroom: Why I am a Zhang-Shroom, fair maiden!
by Alexzhsalmon March 4, 2009
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shroomed

To be under the influence of hallucinagenic mushrooms. Can be used retrospectively or to describe someone's current condition.
I got so shroomed last night, that I thought little goblins were climbing through my window and had to hide in the closet for 3 hours....
by holmz July 7, 2004
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shroomality

noun, the temporary reality someone experiences when taking shrooms.
I locked myself in a freezer because was in a shroomality where the freezer was the only safe place.
by lolo February 23, 2005
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Shroomer

(Adjective):
Used to describe a person who enjoys tripping on 'shrooms. Usually accompanied by stories of "how far gone" they were during a recent trip. Also usually has mushroom paraphernilia, like blacklight-sensitive posters of 'shrooms, in their home. Normally can't sit still for long and laughs too much at something that might not even be funny.

(Noteworthy point: A "shroomer" is not a person with a 'mushroom-looking haircut'. Only a fuckhead or somebody from Michigan would come up with that.)
Jack: "What the hell is Tim doing on top of the house?"
Chris: "It's ok, he's a shroomer. He's probably just getting away from the jackals on the ground or some snakes were chasing him, or maybe it just feels really nice up there, who knows."
Jack: "Fuckin' shroomers, always going apeshit. I wonder if he has any more left!? I wanna trip out too now, damn!"
by KevinH112 August 18, 2009
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Shroomin

Guy 1: Why are pupils so huge

Guy 2: Im shroomin
by Adam July 5, 2004
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Shroom Stamp

When a man has any questionable residue on his penis and, using the head, slaps or "stamps" any region of his partners face... leaving a shroom imprint with the residue. Also applies when a man gains enough force while slapping a person's face with his member, to leave a red mushroom imprint.
Eddie was bored and thought it would be funny to shroom stamp his best friend's forehead... it wasn't.
by ShanMakesMeSmile July 28, 2009
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