shouldwood

When subjected to something that should give a male an erection, but does not. Not true erectile dysfunction as it can occur in young and fully functioning men. Often associated with a time when a male wants to masturbate, but cannot gain erection.

Tom was looking at porn on his computer trying to masturbate over busty MILFS, but where his erection should be was only a shouldwood.

by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017

Cedar Shoals

Also referred to as: Cedar, The Shoals, Ceda Sho or Cedar Ho. Cedar Shoals is one of 2 high schools in Athens, Ga. It is the most ghetto filled school on Earth. 80% of the students are teenage parents. It is famous for its spicy chicken fridays. There is no other school like Cedar, nonetheless it is a great place, a home away from home. But pick your friends wisely or you might get shot! ONE CEDAR!

Cedar Shoals is the bomb! One Cedar!!!

by Zedsix October 13, 2011

What should I do?

The "LeBron James" approach, popularized by South Park. Used in tricky situations or troublesome conversations.

DAD: "Donavan, I saw a packet of white powder in your room--"

DONAVAN: "What should I do? Should I admit that I've made mistakes? Should I remind you I've done this before? What should I do? Should I tell you I'm not a role model? Should I accept my role as the villain? Should I stop listening to my drug dealer? He's my drug dealer! Maybe I should just... disappear."

DAD: "...I'm going to go make some toast."

SCORE!

by JesusGodBuddha November 19, 2010

No-Shoulder

The urban name for snakes. Country folks often use this word in the summertime when snakes are very active.

Be careful in them woods, and watch out for them no-shoulders. You know they can sneak up on you.

by Joshua Turner November 14, 2011

Shoulder Bag

Verb or Noun To Shoulder Bag is for one to announce their presence to a bar, party, or honestly any get together- by gently placing their ball sack on a friend's shoulder. Eventually the friend will feel the weight, sense a presence, or happen to glance, or see in their peripheral vision- a bag of balls connected to their friend.

Trish was not phased at all. Whilst recounting a hilarious story, she glanced down, noticed testicles on her shoulder, and nonchalantly announced, "Oh, Fronk is here." Her audience roared at the shoulder bag.

by Miss Dish May 20, 2018

Shoulder Shakers

Laughing so hard your shoulders shake aggresively

That joke is so funny. SHOULDERS SHAKING. shoulder shakers is a group of people laughing

synonym for lol, lmao, etc

by sillygoofymood October 19, 2021

Koala shoulders

Super narrow shoulders.

My boyfriend has koala shoulders and he's been working out in hopes of broading his shoulders

by Lydiamaya June 19, 2016