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SHITUATION

a bad situation, like a divorce, or smth like that, or a bad relationship
ur stuck in a shituation john, get out of it

Shituation

A current experience that is entirely negative.
I waited In line at the DMV for an hour and a half, and then I was informed I needed my passport, which I didn’t bring. What a shituation!
Shituation by LarryD67 November 26, 2025

Emergency Shituation 

When a baby poops themselves in an awkward way, time or place, and if the baby is not changed immediately things will only get worse!
*Prrrrrchhhht* "Oh No!" they said as they saw the poop running down the baby's leg and into the stroller. With no more wipes this is an Emergency Shituation!!

Sticky shituation

When taking an uncomfortable sticky shit that takes ages to wipe. I wish id never used my in laws toilets. I was in there for 15mins. I had a sticky shituation
Sticky shituation by Kingy32 May 25, 2016

She’s a situation! 

An overly exuberant verbal ejaculation used when a pulchritudinous beauty unexpectedly presents herself wearing clothing that simultaneously reveals and conceals exactly what she is workin with.

This is seldom perceived as a complement by the woman; yet, it is an absolutely true representation of how she makes a thirsty man feel.

You just have to embrace the cultural paradox here.
Daaaaaaaaaaaayuuuuummmmm!!!! She is 100% natural woman; not a bit of plastic! She’s a situation!!!!!

an on going situation 

an on going situation — a masterful piece of urban understatement. To say that you have “an ongoing situation” is saying that the shit has hit the fan and there is neither an end to the shit in sight; nor, any sign of the fan failing to rotate.
The health department has to close the rid shack down until further notice. The vermin problem had become an on going situation.