shit load

Anything that is over 1000 lbs.

that bitch weighs a shit load

by Overseer April 8, 2005

shit load

The amount of anything it would take to fill YOUR toilet up to breech the water level.

DAMN that is a shit load of SHIT!

by THEKosherDillWhole May 14, 2009

shitloads

Shitloads is "short" for lots.

I have shitloads of Mp3s on my computer.

by Rebel Racer November 13, 2004

Shit-load

Less than a butt-ton.

Man, I've got a shit-load of homework.

by csilwy October 31, 2003

shitlord

A derogatory term used to describe someone with unexamined privilege, especially wealthy, attractive, able-bodied, hetero, cis, white men; a person who expresses opinions about the oppression of others without having experienced that form of oppression.

My straight friend: She's bisexual, she must be confused.

Me: Bisexual people aren't confused about their sexuality, shitlord, they are attracted to their own gender and another gender.

by callmestranger2 May 18, 2016

shit load

Approaching, or in excess of 500. (For gross excess of 500 see: Mega shit load or fuck load.)

In response to seeing a quantity of wads equal to 500: "WOW! That's a shit load of wads."

by Demiter March 13, 2007

shitloaf

1. An immense amount; usually describes a large amount of something unfavorable.

2. A typo of the more common slang word "shitload". While they mean the same thing, "shitloaf" is a lighter way of saying it and it gives a slightly comical edge to the statement.

i.e. : "I have a shitloaf of homework for tomorrow :(".

i.e. : "My friends are causing a shitloaf of drama these days".

etc.

by Idna Pmek January 23, 2011