Sheldon

Male equivalent of the female name in Shelly. Sheldon is an English name , but usually men with this name have feminine qualities in being highly emotional and nosy along with having limited manhoods.

Hey , why is that guy gossiping about his neighbors and watching them constantly? Must be a Sheldon. This dude in class is an absolute beta-male, yet drives a truck to appear manly to overcompensate for his small member as his name happens to be Sheldon.

by Gaycop May 29, 2025

Shutter Sheldon

Similar to a Peeping Tom, a Shutter Sheldon is a creep who takes/obtains inappropriate photos of someone who is not aware of it. This can be done by incognito photography or by going through a person's personal photos and sending said photos to themselves for later viewing/use.

Also applicable as a verb.

Noun
Jonathan took pictures of a girl while she was changing, this makes him a Shutter Sheldon.

Verb
"Friends don't shutter sheldon their friends. That makes you an asshole."

by SwineSleuth July 26, 2016

young sheldon

great show, way better than big bang theory. there's no dumb laugh track. the lore is good.

but the crybabies just argue that it sucks because its too good or they can't let of the fact that TBBT is worse so they apply this notion to Young Sheldon.

Young Sheldon can roast me better than Wendy's roasts their chickens

by EL SEXO GRATIS December 20, 2023

sheldon souray

is too sexy for his team, ask his team mates. I'm too sexy for his skates. he can ride his porsche straight to hell..... <3

www.thebearrocks.com/parodies

did you see that play "sheldon souray" made last night....jackass

by ah fuck it October 21, 2010

sheldon

gun dealer who won't shut up

Please shut up Sheldon, I just want to get a roller.

by dualdigr June 17, 2025

Chase Sheldon

NO eyebrows

a cutie

lovable

is always wearing the pants in the relationship.

Smokin hot

Be Chase Sheldon a cutie.

by Ranesh possibly (it’s not) April 21, 2022

Sheldon

Sheldon is an interesting person. He doesn’t believe he is very interesting but by god he is. He’s tall, handsome and has a big dick and knows how to use it. Will make you experience your 10th orgasm in 10 minutes. He swears a lot and doesn’t give a single fuck about anything unless he cares about you. Strong, fit big guy with a heart of gold who will make you laugh until you tear up sometimes. He’s very quiet at first but he is so much more then meets the eye. He comes across as rude to a lot of people but he’s just dominant. People are intimidated by him because of how muscular he is but he’s a very nice guy if you get to know him.

Hey Sheldon I think I’m in love with you?

Sheldon: (sarcastically) don’t fall for me, I’ll break your heart

Me: *has 17 orgasms and swallows every single drop because it’s so fucking good*

Sheldon: “good girl” *fucks me again after cumming in my mouth and I let him fill me up with his huge load*

by SheldonsCumDumpster February 12, 2025