Soft Serving

When a guy does a reverse head stand against the wall and jerks off onto his chest and face.

Kelly’s mom walked in on him as he was soft serving himself.

by Meltör September 1, 2019

swerving and serving

A phrase used to show that one is able to drive to a location and sell drugs to a potential customer

"What you need? Im swerving and serving"

by 256' youngin December 6, 2017

Self serving egotistical fuckward

Human who is really really selfish

-So Garbencius prase siust darbus?
-Ne bet as nusiunciau nes kzn vistiek neturim gi pazymiu ir cia tik 6sav liko mokytis
-oho Zilvi you are self serving egotistical fuckward

by Gabrys May 13, 2020

second serving

A second serving is when enough alcohol has been bought to last for the night, yet some participants unreasonably agree that more needs to bought. Doing so frequently results in various forms of tragedy (e.g. car accidents, arrests, or massive amounts of vomit).

"Almost everybody was asleep on the couch or the floor, but some guys went out to buy a second serving. They came back and barely drank what they bought, and ended up puking and sleeping in the bathroom."

"Everything was going cool, but a couple of guys felt that we needed a second serving. They went out to buy more, but still haven't come back yet."

by doctordrunk May 21, 2010

Soft serving

A verb used when someone or something has a loose/soft shit that swirls and takes on the appearance of ice cream.

Girl: "My dog is sick, she was just soft serving all over the yard!"
Guy: "Yeah, it's gonna be a while before I can eat ice cream again..."

by mushmushbear March 28, 2015

Scottish serving

a fuck load of food (a very very large portion of food) e.g 3 plates of pizza

Lad 1 : I've just had 4 plates of haggis and i'm not even full!
Lad 2 : That's a Scottish serving that mate!

by THE_KING125 June 5, 2017

Single Serving Neighbor

1. A single serving neighbor is someone who stays at a vacation rental near your permanent residents. You are neighbors with this person or people during their stay and then likely never see these them again.

2. Single serving neighbors are the neighbors you have while stay at a vacation rental and likely never interact with after you return home.

Derived from Fight Club's Single Serving Friend

My neighborhood is full of vacation rentals. All I have single serving neighbors. Here one week, gone the next.

We rented a house in an old neighborhood near the downtown area. Full of people's comings and goings. Is the guy at the end of the block a jerk? Are the kids across the street the sweet angels they seems? What is the woman next door's story? We'll never know. They are our single serving neighbors for the weekend and come Monday we'll never see them again.

by LSam October 5, 2020