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Sergeant McHammerfist

The "Sergeant McHammerfist" is, while at a bar with one or more friends, one or more attractive females chat you up as a ploy to buy them drinks. Instead, once drinks are ordered, you slam the shots with your buddy in front of the chicks. If the barkeep gives you free drinks, you have just McHammerfist'd those two females.
Ladies (after some time of conversing): So, you guys want to buy me and my gal here a few shots?
You and friend: Sure!
*After slamming the shots in front of them*
Barkeep: Nice job, boys! Here's a free beer for each of you for your Sergeant McHammerfist!
by obe_ November 25, 2011
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Sergeant Marshall

A "Sergeant Marshall" is a member of the Armed Forces, more specifically the the New Zealand Army and is a man of giant stature who is capable of ripping the heads of his enemies and crushing there skulls with his own hands. Often feared by his foe and subordinates, equally and superiors who will often given to insure there own head remains on firmly attached to there Shoulders.
Enemy fighter 1: "who's that man standing shirtless with a taiaha in one hand and a human skull in the other"

Enemy Fighter 2: "That's a Sergeant Marshall a man capable of absolute destruction"

Enemy Fighter 1: "We Should Run"

Enemy Fighter 2: "Its too late once a Sergeant Marshall spots you all hope is lost and you are sure to have you're skull crushed"

Sergeant Marshall: "Aaarrggghhh!!!!"
by thearmymancan April 25, 2022
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Sergeant Major

The highest enlisted rank in the Army and Marines. His job is to be a dick.
Soldier: Good morning, Sergeant Major.

Sergeant Major: How do you know what kinda goddamn day it is?

Soldier: Beautiful day, Sergeant Major.

Sergeant Major: What are you, a fucking weatherman?
by AragornElessar February 8, 2024
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Sergeant Murica

A Vet friend who is severely retarded
by DankCrusader January 12, 2022
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sergeant holmes

an ambiguously gay patron of the black arts, i.e. flaming nubian prince. also reffered to as using "crackarniggarfication" as an excuse for being homosexual. assbag. dick gobbler. four time gay nubian prince awardwinner. associated with perpetual tours in iraq, and don't ask don't tell policies. former village person. known for man pleasing, male prostitution rings and having a homosexually related disease named after him (holmititis b a.k.a."nubrian fire." debilitating inflamation of the anus. a deadly disease.)
Man, SPC Rush is a real sergeant Holmes.
i can't come into work today some SGT Holmes motherfucker gave me Holmititus B.
by The sergeant holmes experience November 3, 2008
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Sergeant Viera

Sergeant Viera is a Hard working, badass, funny, kinda smart not really though, Marine Recruiter.

You can find him in the high schools breakup fights, calling kids out to do pull-ups , or in your DM telling you you’re too afraid to be a Marine.

His IG is Sgt.Viera
Dude, Sergeant Viera keeps telling me I’m afraid to be a Marine. I think imma become a Marine just to shut him up.
by Sergeant Viera November 22, 2021
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Sergeant Hound

A handsome nice man who is caring and awesome.
Dude have you heard of that sergeant hound guy? He's so nice!
by Sergeant Hound October 4, 2022
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