Corporate Muffin Scone

A processed baked delight that has little to zero nutritional value, is slightly overpriced and largely overmarketed.

Babe, i just want a breve and a couple corporate muffin scones. Brittany said she would meet us at starchuck's after she gets her iPad upgrade.

by Twinkie Situation October 27, 2018

eating a scone

to be completly unprepared for what someone has to say; to be struck with uncontrollable laughter because of said condition.

Mothafucka you cant say that shit to a nigga while he's eating a scone!

by EviLCorey December 24, 2003

non-scone

This term is used by the people of the Six Nations reservation in Ontario, Canada. It refers to people who are not native, or in this case not 'scones' (Scone being a colloquial term used amongst Native Americans to describe themselves)

A: Look at her
B: "who?"
A: The non-scone

by Charmaine Tyler February 15, 2012

Nut scone

When you nut in a ice cream cone and give it too a gay

Haha I just nut sconed joe by Matthew h

by Matt nugg September 29, 2021

treacle scone

A small and often strange creature, the treacle scone is found lurking mostly in the city of Glasgow. A strong part of a treacle scone's existence is smoking cannabis and chillaxin with the reefa man dem.

Treacle scone? More like laura fucking meiklejohn.

by Sir Sconesalot March 31, 2008

pumkin scone with cream and jam

a girl with red pubic hair's pussy with cum and period dripping out.

blowing your load in a girl with redpubic hair while she's on her rag's makeing a pumkin scone with cream and jam

by nnarcosis November 3, 2006

skank scone

Prostitute from England

You: Yo when I went backpacking through Europe I picked myself up some skank scones
Friend: I bet deys teethes was messed up yo!
You: Damn straight fo shizzle my shiz wupizz. Ya know its triz!
Friend: Yo, PeAcE ~1~ OnE ShOrTaY

by bob the builder... i like to build ;) June 19, 2004