Ground-Rule Double

When a guy finds himself in an unclear sleeping situation with a woman, he is entitled to "take second base" without comment or condemnation.

Guy #1: "Yo, I heard that (insert female name here) crashed in your bed last night."
Guy #2: "Yeah...nothing happend."
Guy #1: "What? You declined a ground-rule double!"
Guy #2: "Shit! Did I really?"
Guy #1: "Yeah, you were definitely entitled to boobie touch-age."

by Cal Ripken Jr. April 2, 2011

golden rule

For older gentlemen, always going to the bathroom to urinate before leaving home, work, etc.

Cliff always observes the golden rule before going anywhere.

by Mountain Swamp December 25, 2006

Golden Rule

NEVER get caught.

He had many things to pay for and he had screwed over his friends but he was still loved. why? because he abides by the golden rule.

by advent_23 November 22, 2010

Ground Rule Double

Similar to an Upper Decker, except you 1st lay a turd on the toilet bow lid. You then remove the lid from the upper tank and rapidly fling the toilet bowl lid into the open position, catapulting the turd into the upper tank. This is worse than an upper decker, because not only does the owner have a turd to fish out of the tank, but they also have a lid that requires cleaning as well.

Q: Why is their poo on the toilet lid?

A: Damn it, someone hit a ground rule double before they left our party!

by MerkXRTurbo May 5, 2011

Ground Rule Double

When with a women you start off by swinging for the fences but something happens to where you are forced to stay at 2nd base.

"I was with this hottie last night, but my brother kept walking in the and out of the roomie, so instead of a home-run, I got a Ground Rule Double"

by LSD Loudmouth July 31, 2012

The golden rule

Don't fuck with the people that handle your food.

That botch forgot the golden rule so I gave her some dick cheese for that salad

by Waiting101 February 7, 2017

ground rule double

Variation on upper decker. Instead of shitting in the tank of a toilet, shitting in the bowl and then manually repositioning the load to the tank.

I was so drunk I forgot to do an upper decker, but after I saw the sweet log I fired into the bowl I knew I had to go for the ground rule double.

by Dismukes March 13, 2004