Pseudo rocker

1. Any person who thinks rock is all about wearing tacky t-shirts, growing their hair and wearing studded bracelets.

2. Someone who headbangs to Linkin Park and other related bands.

"The club I frequent is full of pseudo rockers."

by vd1188 January 7, 2009

Dad Rocker

Not to be confused with "Dad Rock," dad rockers are middle aged boomers from the suburbs, between ages 40 and 60. Their oatmeal rock is inspired by famous bands of the 60's and 70's, such as The Grateful Dead, Tom Petty, Frank Zappa and Willie Nelson. Their band-image is influenced by live performances of Sting and/or U2. Most members are balding if not completely bald and begin sweating upon reaching the stage. This creates "dad rock forehead syndrome", which is unappetizing. They have a lot of money to spend on Harley Davidson motorcycles and top-of-the line musical equipment, but neither have musical nor Hell's Angel's backgrounds.

Their wives are their only true fans. You can identify a dad rock ensemble by the drunk wives dancing and clapping loudly while their husbands dedicate power love ballads to them in hopes of reigniting flames long since extinguished. This often works because the drunker the wives get, the more they are capable of pretending the dad rockers are in actuality some semi-well-known band from their youth. After the show is done, you can find these couples making out and smoking cigarrettes in the parking lot. This typically creates a buzz-kill for the other patrons of the establishment.

Dude, stay away from Lucky's tonight, that place is really going downhill. Those dad rockers, The 13th Street Bad Boys, somehow made it back on the ticket again. Remember last time when their wives all got up on stage and started dancing around on stage during that Rolling Stones cover?

by PortlandAntiDadRockUnited June 16, 2009

Hard Rocker

A Hard Rocker is someone who generally likes pure Rock music, doesn't care that much about apperances, and has a tendancie to dicriminate against chavs. A Hard Rocker will also generally listen to older bands such as Motorhead, Thin Lizzy, Queen, Guns N' Roses and Aerosmith. They have a taste for the more harder genre in music with bands such as Drowning Pool, Silpknot and Rob Zombie. They also take a liking to newish bands such as Alter Bridge, Creed, The Exies. Hard Rockers are genuinly nice people and are easy to get along with. They dress how they want but mostly in jeans and jackets. They also love the scruffy long haired look

sittin at home with a drink n food watchin there favourite tv programme and listenin to music in the background. Pure Rock Music, showing themselves to be Hard Rockers!

by T.D.R June 22, 2006

clock rocker

One who never sleeps.

Man, that dude is almost nocturnal, a total clock rocker

by zipwolf June 25, 2006

wassup rockers

the best fuking movie ever. (you white people wont like it cuzz they speak alot of spanish and ull feel left out) about a bunch of mexican skater guys that go around in beverly hills to fuck around and end up getting their asses shot .......

i saw wassup rockers with jasmine and we knew what they where talking about

by turtlewater August 25, 2007

indie rocker

a person who listens to indie/indie rock, such as "the bravery," "bloc party," "death from above 1979," and more. a lot of indie rockers like the long hair, parted on one side with sweeping bangs hairstyle. wear a variety of clothing, including tight pants, sweaters, v-neck sweaters with a collared shirt under it, indie rock band shirts, plaid pants maybe, slip on canvas shoes, or black rimmed rectangular glasses, maybe even scarves or hobo gloves. often confused with hipsters.

damn dude i went to this show and all these indie rockers showed up for mae, then left before the headliner went on.

by Scott Maytag November 15, 2007

coffin rocker

(noun)- necrophiliac, a corpse fucker

" Don't you give me that tone, you filthy little coffin rocker. For the last time, stay out of the graveyard."

by Bess Dreary June 26, 2006