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chipotle rimjob 

When you moisten with a wedge of lemon and dip the rim in chili spice.
When life gives you lemons give life a chipotle rimjob.
chipotle rimjob by Ace n Barry February 1, 2017

Satan's rimjob

The terribly painful burning sensation one's anus has after eating extremely spicy and/or poorly prepared foods and trying to crap it out. It literally feels like Satan himself is poking his head out of your ass and ferociously licking your anal cavity. There are individuals who actually enjoy the burning feeling that comes after the SRJ.
Jack: Dude. I don't feel so good.
Dj: What's wrong, man?
Jack: I had some Taco Bell awhile ago. I think I feel an SRJ coming.
Dj: Oh shit. I'm sorry dude. Satan's rimjob's fucking suck.
Jack: Dude, I love SRJ's. It feel so good afterwards.
Dj: ...That's fucked up man.

Mario Rimjob 

Driving a hot wheels car around the sphincter while following with your tongue.
She can't stop thinking about that Mario Rimjob she gave last night.
Mario Rimjob by XGiggler January 10, 2017

Redbank Rimjob 

Licking the anus of a person whose hemorrhoids are bleeding.
Robbie had read about how much sexual stimulation that a woman can receive from having her anus licked and could not wait to try it on his 8 month pregnant wife Susan. When he got home from setting up the double-wide out in Swansea he found his wife bent over the bathtub giving little Susie a bath so he dropped to his knees and began to lick her where the sun don't shine. But her hemorrhoids were hanging out and bleeding from driving the big rig all day so it ended up being a Redbank Rimjob.
Redbank Rimjob by hiemlich schlonge February 25, 2010

nazi rimjob 

Rimjob given or received while wearing a vintage nazi uniform.
Cool story bro, you should get a nazi rimjob from that chick over there.
nazi rimjob by shhlevi May 28, 2010

hawiian rimjob 

A gentle gesture involving a pineapple slice, some dedication, and a whole lot of patience.
Have your partner lie on their belly, and gently massage the pineapple slice around the butt hole. The gentle circular motions combined with the acid from the pineapple creates an enjoyable stimulant as well as encourages the anus to tighten. If performed properly, a Hawiian rimjob should not burn.
hawiian rimjob by dylanvisgay September 27, 2012