type 2 retardation

The state in which one is so impeccably retarded that nobody wants to be around him/her.

Terry: dude have you SEEN Justin? He must have type 2 retardation because he can't do anything right.

by Caliberr February 10, 2014

NDR (Non DNA Retardation)

NDR (Non DNA Retardation) is a term used to identify a "disease" of the thinking brain typically associated with millenials. It is a slowing of the development of the mental, emotional and social body of the human species when raised by helicopter parents, lawnmower parents or snowplow parents who raise their children with entitlement, lack of resilience, lack of executive function and a diluted or deranged sense of reality.

A newly graduated architecture student walked into his first job and when asked what he expected as his starting salary, responded with a delusional answer of "$200,000." This is a prime example of NDR (Non DNA Retardation), when someone is totally out of touch with reality.
A girl grew up sheltered all her life with her parents coddling her by accommodating her weird food phobias, one of them being her dislike for sauce. When she grew up and went off to college, the girl dropped out because all the food in the cafeteria had sauce. Her condition is known as NDR (Non DNA Retardation) because she cannot adapt to new environments.

by Petra Pavlov September 4, 2019

retardation

"wreg rthyh ujhrh ikg j"
Talking like this shows clear signs of retardation
Moving your hands in various unidentifiable motions is a byproduct of having retardation.
People with retardation always deny being retarded.

Retardation explaination: "wreg rthyh ujhrh ikg j"

by Milan L June 8, 2007

retaliatory gift

The gift you must buy for someone who unexpectedly gives you one first.

I thought I was done with my Christmas shopping, but I had to buy a retaliatory gift after Justin dropped off a present for me

by HED23 January 9, 2008

facebook revalation

Finally recognizing in person a facebook friend. When it clicks that the person you just saw walking by you is indeed that facebook friend you have never met.

Walking down the hall she had a facebook revalation that random girl who always likes her pictures and realized it was indeed shannon.

by awesomecowgirl16 September 13, 2011

anal retardation

An anal sphincter that is slow and clumsy and produces unusual grunting sounds in public.

"My ring was somewhat retarded today, I believe I maybe a little bunged up"

Or,

"I was displaying all the signs of anal retardation today when suddenly I produced the stubborn jobby on the bus"

by bobby jo jobby August 14, 2009

environmental retardation

a situation where the subject is affected by his/her living, working, or social environment. He/she is affected to a point of retardation.
ER usually results in lower class citizens.

Boudreaux lived in a trailer park so long that he became white trash.

by Oswaldo Sanchez February 8, 2005