reduce your tits

A more appropriate way of saying, "calm your tits." It was first said in Chris Lilley's "Summer Heights High," when Ja'mie King tells Bec (the asian tryhard) to reduce her tits.

Ja'mie King: "I heard Qantas is having good deals on one-way tickets to China."
Bec: "I'm not even Chinese, I'm from Singapore."
Ja'mie King: "Reduce your tits, stop acting dumb, fix your acne, and don't be asian. Seriously."

by vidlenz May 20, 2014

rescue squad

Most badass piece of fire apparatus that only the best firefighters get to ride. These firefighters usually say "fuck your ladder truck and fire engine!"

Rescue squad 1 to dispatch we are first special unit on scene place truck 6 ready

by Badass firefighter June 15, 2014

rescue snack

a snack usualy kept in a purse when hungry and your broke.

jill "im hungry and broke..."

bill "i've got rescue snacks!"

jill "hey! gimmie my purse back!"

by Omgitzsky May 7, 2009

Search and Rescue

When the internet answers a question directly from your textbook

Last night, I had to go through a search and rescue to finish those chem problems.

by Baethoven January 2, 2016

Chilean mine rescue

The act of shitting in someones thermos.

Chris went to pour himself a cup of coffe, and was disgusted to find someone had given him the chilean mine rescue.

by branding iron October 21, 2010

Redcunt

A redcunt is a British person who usually takes pride in their country to the point of seeing themselves superior enough to trash talk other countries in the world, (usually American countries), but will cowardly backpedal out of an argument with people from said countries after offending them. Redcunts usually hate Americans due to their lack of free healthcare, low quality education, the continent they reside in, what they don’t have, etc

American: It’s kinda weird how the British drive on the other side of the road..
British: Ha! You stupid Americans are too dumb to even write down today’s date properly!

Americans: Shut the fuck up, you redcunt! I just thought it was weird! You British people think you’re so smart when you can get arrested for offensive tweets!
British: Oh, I’m joking! Every country has their flaws, you know!

American: No shit, but you don’t have to be an asshole to someone because of their country’s flaws.

by The weekend’s bitch March 10, 2020

Elephantasticism Reducement Therapy

A type of therapy to reduce the size of ones nose. Another therapy which puts pounds on your hips in order for you to be fat is called Hipposuction! Call free on 01918767588 to order your brocure.

"Your conk is huge! you had better get Elephantasticism Reducement Therapy!"

by The one who speaks the truth February 3, 2004